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Fuck You Puppet Theater 

A Do It Yourself puppet theater you create from an empty see-through plastic container that you can fit your entire hand in as you freely flip the bird to whomever you feel hostile toward since it doesn’t really “count” because it’s puppet theater.
I brought my Fuck You Puppet Theater to the White House and had a field day!
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Cunt Puppet 

The act of a woman flailing around in pleasure as someone fingers her, thus making her much like a puppet upon their hand.
I tell ya, Maggie was quite the cunt puppet last night. I almost lost my hand to her.
Cunt Puppet by DARKJESTER December 29, 2004

pupperino 

he is a xtra smol dogo.............................................................

bye Devon,Bryce
that pupperino is small
pupperino by sirnoodle May 29, 2017

Bee and Puppycat 

One of the best shows on Earth. It has an amazing aesthetic vibe and is also really sweet and heartwarming. It makes you feel safe and has some really deep underlying messages.
Brad: Have you seen Bee and Puppycat?
Brenda : yes I have! I love Puppycat so much!

Snack Pappy 

A greasy usually hot meat and or cheese food blindly inhaled at the end of a heavy night of drinking used to soak up the alcohol.
When we woke up in the living room still hung over there were Snack Pappy wrappers all over the place.
Snack Pappy by Kasper LaPrizrak November 30, 2020

Like a Puppet 

What one says when discreetly telling someone they’re gonna have sex/fist their girlfriend without him knowing
Bro 1 -Hey bro! “Like a puppet
Bro 2-...haha yea bro..

meaning he’s joking about sex with his girl
Like a Puppet by LikeApuppetMaster November 5, 2019

shit puppet 

Those who refute science with no evidence to back up their claims.
Kate doesn't understand the science behind vaccines. So instead of educating herself she became a shit puppet and started a pseudoscientific blog on facebook so she can spread misinfo to other shit puppets.
shit puppet by richard gozinya January 26, 2015