Poon Goon

someone who is always out to get laid, a pussy hound

Roger is always on the prowl. He's such a Poon Goon!

by Boo Koo Dinero May 6, 2018

poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

by Arnie Grape September 5, 2021

shitty poon

used to describe a particular type of female ass. generally not a nice type. shitty poon also be used in a derogatory sense.

"poon" deriving from the term "poontang".

"hey, Ian, quit acting like a skinny, shitty poon. you're a moron man, get a fucking life".

by dpoole July 18, 2008

brain poon

masturbation

scott and ryan got some brain poon

by zachcameupwiththeword July 28, 2008

May Poon

An extreme feeling of attraction between a boy and an older woman in university. May lead to pregnancy and abortion.

Bruce pulled a May Poon.

by Zomgmygoodnessbbq February 4, 2011

Poon Pirate

When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow

Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.

by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021

poopy poon

A vagina that is covered with poop. Enjoyable for sex because it's already pre-lubricated and squishy.

Ryan loves poopy poon.

by LuckyDucky November 13, 2006