piss-tivity

term used to describe the state of being incensed; intense anger.

If you keep fooling around, i'm gonna reach the highest point of piss-tivity imaginable and bash your heads in!

by DarqMage May 12, 2008

piss soup

1. (infinitive) to mislead someone; to bullshit
2. (infinitive) to literally urinate soup
3. (noun) a soup or stew mostly composed of urine

1. Jack: Hey, did you here about Jim?

Joe: No, what about him?

Jack: He wrecked his car.

Joe: No way!

Jack: Yeah, I'm not pissin' soup here.

2. Jack: I think I may have just pissed soup.

Joe: You should probably consult a urologist.

3. Jack: This is disgusting! What is it, piss soup?

Joe: Of course not, it's borscht!

by Booth Henson August 1, 2009

Piss me through the phone

The act of peeing loudly while talking to your friend on speaker phone. The person on the other end of the conversation will most definitely try to convince themselves it was a drinking fountain.

Ellie: *pssssssss* so, you wanna hang out later?
Molly: Sure... what's that noise?
Ellie: Oh nothing.
Molly: I'm hoping thats a drinking fountain. Don't piss me through the phone, dude.

by greoee October 1, 2011

Piss cannon

Blasting the shit/skid marks off of the toilet with a stream of piss. Only a guy has a piss cannon

Jimmy 'da ballscratcher took a dump and when he went back later there were skid marks in the toilet, so he whipped out his piss cannon and blew them off the bowl.

by etip February 20, 2012

piss dylan

A faggot

Dylan Agner is piss dylan

by Cool dide January 30, 2017

Piss in her ass

An expression used to mean that you would perform sexual intercourse on a female for so long that all of the vagina juices in her vagina are completely gone and your penis is covered with friction burn. After all of this, she would still want you to continue, but since her vagina is so dry, you have to use the anus. By this time, your testicles are already completely emptied, and you are exhausted, so you would piss in her ass to make her think that you came.

Friend 1: Would you piss in her ass?

Friend 2: I would piss in her ass five times.

by the lonley stoner February 4, 2017

piss midget

Eastern Canada and New England term for the biting insect also known as ceratopogonidae, biting midges, or no-see-ums. This nuisance pest takes a bite of flesh and pisses in the wound causing instant itch with burning.

This screened in porch would be lovely if not for the piss midgets, the screen doesn't even slow them down.

by LesG June 25, 2018