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Close Panda

1. Close to something.
2. Awesome; very cool or amazing.
3. Very strange.
"That is so Close Panda!"
by GcbrysoN April 2, 2009
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Panda

A holy and sacred animal put on this earth so that we would be happy. They sit on their butts most of the day eating bamboo like in the picture below . However, these sacred animals population is decreasing and they are on the verge of extinction. We have to save these pandas so we can forever admire their cuteness or else they One True Panda God will unleash his wrath.
Panda UwU
by Bitkrin November 21, 2019
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Backhanded Panda

A fucking good whack from the panda to the jaw
When it hits ya you’ll know bud. A whopping 10 tonnes for force straight to the jaw. Don’t fuck with the backhanded panda
by PapaDaddyWassup November 1, 2019
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Cum-Poo Panda

The act of defecating on the toilet, then proceeding to stand up face the toilet, aim your member towards your black steamy melted shit and tug your member in a back in forth motion till your getting ready to ejaculate on said faeces. Then proceeding to eat it!
No way... Brad went AFK and performed a cum-poo panda to Lemon!
by KrispyCum November 28, 2025
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panda eyed twins

Sadiq Khan and Nigel lost at birth
by mrs tosser October 21, 2025
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Swetanshu Sekhar Panda

(noun, singular, legend-in-the-making)
1. A rare breed. A perfect mix of ruthless ambition, sharp intellect, and untouchable finesse. Destined for greatness, whether it's locking down opponents on the court or commanding the seas as a future NDA officer.

2. The blueprint. Stands tall at 5’10” but plays like a giant. Tactical, calculated, and always three steps ahead—whether it’s in basketball, academics, or life itself. Handles in progress. Shot getting deadlier. Work ethic unmatched.

3. An unstoppable force. Once on a mission, there’s no stopping him. Resilient. Disciplined. Relentless. A name that will be remembered—not just said.
You see that dude? Yeah, that’s a Swetanshu Sekhar Panda. They don’t make ‘em like that anymore.
by joseph.apline February 27, 2025
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eat the panda

by Albertapanda July 11, 2014
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