Pants Penis

the part up the pants on the zipper that bends up when you sit down to look like a penis. Mostly occurs when wearing jeans.

Girl 1: How did it go with Johnny last night?
Girl 2: It didn't start off too good. When I walked in I thought he was really happy to see me. Turns out it was just a pants penis.

by Mr. Pants Penis September 28, 2009

Pants Penis

Refers to the event of the zipper of the pants bending up giving the impression of a penis in a girl's pants.

Often occurs while sitting down.

Girl: Uck, I can't stand these jeans, they always give me a pants penis when I sit down!

by definitively October 23, 2009

Plant two trees with one seed

Getting two things done at once.

We are planning a trip to California this summer, while we are there we are going to visit my parents. This way we can

'plant two trees with one seed'.

by 1 Love July 11, 2010

Pants'd

A type of prank that consists of somebody pulling somebody else's pants and underwear down, while in a public environment or around a group of people. Often done between friends, and not strangers.

Person 1: What shall we do for our youtube video?

Person 2: .. we could pants my dad?

Example 2:

Person 1: What's up dude, why are you holding up your pants?

Person 2: *looks side to side and whispers* I got pants'd yesterday and I don't want it to happen again..

by Charmedtruths October 6, 2013

plant sex

It is when plants have sex like bushes trees flowers. The male plant penetrates the female plant resulting in a big mess...plant sex

plant sex is fun for the whole family

by im god6666666666666 June 16, 2014

Dynamite Pants

Any type of lower body apparel which accentuates the genitals or ass region

Alfredo's mom is wearing a hot pair of see-through dynamite pants.

by Peter January 16, 2004

splash pants

pants that make the "swishhhh" sound when you move in them. called splash pants because you can get them wet/splash in them.

"yooo johnny m, those are some sick splash pants!"
"thanks maddi, wanna here them when i walk"
'swish''swish''swish'
"dammnnn...theys fly"

by lindsay_anne August 19, 2007