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Google gayness

A celebrity's 'gayness score' as determined by Google's auto-complete feature. The first 10 results this auto-complete feature shows are in turn based on the public's searches when looking up info on a celebrity they suspect is gay or whose relationship status/sexual orientation they are curious about.

Based on an online article written by Steve Sailer titled 'Google Gaydar' and a reaction of a commenter to said article.
(N.B. examples are bits from the original article)

Ex. 1:
When you type in “Bill Murray” and hit the space bar, Google offers you the 10 most popular ways to complete the search phrase (e.g., “Bill Murray movies” and “Bill Murray net worth”). None of the 10 suggestions for Murray includes the word “gay.”
When you type “Bill Murray g.” You’ll get ten g-word suggestions such as “Ghostbusters 3,” “Garfield,” and “golf,” but once again, not “gay.”

Thus, on a 0-100 scale, Bill Murray's Google gayness is 0.

Ex. 2:
When you type in “Kevin Spacey,” the word “gay” is immediately proposed as the single most efficient suggestion to finish your search. So Spacey's Google gayness is 100.

Methodology alert: the Google gayness scale is set so that if the first prompt offered is “gay,” the score is 100. If it’s the second prompt they score 90, the third 80, and so forth. If none of the ten auto-completions is “gay,” then add the letter “g” after the celebrity's name, with one point for each ranking up from the bottom.
by QuinnVK September 28, 2012
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google feud

Is not made by google!
google feud is not by google
by pizzaisbeste August 24, 2018
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consult the google

When searching the internet for anything before making a decision either by yourself or in a group, it is always best to consult the google.
Scotty: I can't figure out where the best gentlemen's club is in the city, whether there is nearby parking, if it's best to uber in, if the area is safe, if the women are worth it, do the women offer more than lap dances, is it topless only, are they any promotions, is there a cover charge, cost of drinks, ambience...

Adam: Looks like it's time to consult the google
by Wilderness M.D. August 23, 2017
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blame google

When blaming Bill Gates for all your technology problems fell out of style. A new phrase was born. One that is far more accurate.
Person 1: Goddamnit my microwave is busted!
Person 2: blame google
by TheWhiteBowser October 11, 2016
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google codes

The Konami Code (Japanese: コナミコマンド, Konami komando, "Konami command") a cheat code that appears in many google domains for video, games, business, browser controls, and imformational sections 1 although the code also appears in some non-google domains.2

any codes entered in your web browser to gain special access to information within/on the google domain
google codes any software code that appears in many google domains for video, games, business, browser controls, and informational sections 1 the code also appears in some non-google domains.2 codes entered in your web browser to gain special access to information within/on the google domain code also appears in some non-google domains.3
by bizgomobile.com November 6, 2016
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google-fix

The need and desire to use google on a regular basis.
I haven't been on the internet today and therefore missing my google-fix
by masklin000 December 16, 2008
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Google Remembers

When a web page or image is in Google's cache after the page/image is deleted, and it's only trace can be found through google.
This often leads to frustration when someone is looking for a specific page or picture, you'll see a sample of text or a shrunk image that looks like what you want. Then you click to see more/full size, and you get a 404 error.
Guy1: Hey did you print that hi res picture for me like I asked?

Guy2: I can't, not even Google Remembers it!
by soonmme May 16, 2009
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