Noah 

the gayest nigga you will ever meet

Person A: Hey, have you seen Noah?
Person B: Wtf do you want with that femboy slut?

Noah by bagofmilkenjoyer December 18, 2022

Noah 

Noah is a person who could literally stab you in the back of the hand, and you'd still be best friend's with him

You may have stabbed me in the back of the hand, and I may be bleeding out, but at least we're still friends Noah

Noah by SageEmpires January 1, 2023

Noah 

Noah is the type of guy who has big dreams but small circle to share them with. He also hates traveling. Likes to hangout with his friends but they usually only want to stay inside and play video games.

Noah: hey Rubin! Let's go get Caleb and Jess so we can play smash together!

Rubin: nah, no thanks Noah, I'm good rn

Noah by anonymous January 1, 2023

Noah 

The best friend you can have. Will always check up on you if they think you're having a bad day and will always make you smile. If you are ever lucky enough to have a Noah for a friend or more never, I MEAN NEVER, let him go. You will live to regret it.

Noah is the nicest guy around.

Noah by Yyyghyghyghyghygghyg January 11, 2023

Noah 

GAY, with curly hair, what a suprise.

Ollie: He has curly hair and his sexuality is aligned to the male gender, usually, *wink wink*

Branson: He must be a Noah

Noah by Jellylegs06 February 5, 2023

Noah 

Noah is the coolest and drippiest kid you’ll ever meet. He’s the kind of boy everyone either wants to be or be friends with. He has major golden retriever energy while rocking the sickest clothes. He’s goofy and lovable and enjoys flexing his car and ‘chilling’. He’s a caring friend and a loyal and sweet boyfriend. Everyone needs a Noah.

“Who’s that kid dripped out in Chrome Hearts?”
“That’s Noah, duh!”

“I just fell in love at first sight!”
“That must have been Noah!”

Noah by Unknownseaotter February 12, 2023

Noah 

...wanna go downtown and drink
Lives by the way of alcohol

You're such a Noah, Noah

Noah by Fuckinpenis February 15, 2023