murphmaxxing

jerking off to sissy whilst being chopped and complaining about being bullied.

murphmaxxing sesh after school yall?

by murphlover10 February 11, 2025

murphmaxxing

jerking to sissy while being ugly and a loser

murphmaxxing after school anybody?

by murphlover10 February 11, 2025

Murphmaxxing

Jerking to sissy while being immensly chopped and not having a vape

Mom caught me Murphmaxxing and sent me to a boy's home

by Generalbooty12 February 11, 2025

Murphin It

The act of sexually eating a banana to entice or to arouse the people around you.

Hey man, quite murphin It with that, you know how Becky acts when she sees bananas.

by anonymous February 27, 2025

Murphy's Law of stacked boxes

"No matter how storage-containers are arranged in a stack, the one you want will always be on the bottom, and so you'll have to move all of the others first."

Regardless of whether you arrange a stack of boxes in alphabetical/numerical order from top to bottom or bottom to top, Murphy's Law of stacked boxes will always "get you" --- i.e., da box you'll need will always be ether da first or last one, depending on which way you stacked them, and so you'll always need to take them all down to get to da one you need.

by QuacksO February 28, 2025

Murphy's Law of shaving

You can wait 'n' wait till clear into mid-May to trim off your itchy bushy Santa-Claus winter beard and you'll have nuthin' but sweltering-skinned moderate-temperature days all along, but if you "break out da Norelco" at any point during dat period, da weather will immediately turn frigid and blustery again, and then you'll have chilly-cheeks syndrome for an entire month!

One good way to minimize da "Murphy's Law of shaving" debacle is to simply wait till da end of March to "mow da lawn" --- dat way, you'll not be so likely to needlessly suffer from extra-warm weather-temps' making your chin and jowls feel like they're inside a blast-furnace, but on da other hand, it will minimize da chances of "freezin' yer face off", too, since there are seldom any significant cold snaps later than three months into da new year.

by QuacksO March 15, 2025

Murphed

The same as being "Diddy'd" except Murphy is doing it.

If you attend the Murphy party, you may be Murphed.

by Murphed Expert March 24, 2025