bong marché

Any generic smoke shop.

You: Hey dude, I'm headed to the bong marché, do you need anything?

Me: Can you get me a pack of smokes?

by isleepbetter June 24, 2009

Jizz Merchant

One who peddles ejaculate.

You are a Jizz Merchant. Wootenanny!

by KillBill2303 February 17, 2010

lol merchant

A person who gives out so many lol's he could sell them and make a tidy profit

Man that guys such a lol merchant, nah he's a jew

by MCMMC November 22, 2010

Black March

Black March is an event created by the internet in January 2012.
The idea of Black March is to not consume anything media related in all of March 2012. That is no books, no magazines, no movies, no music downloads, illegal or legal.
Black March is a reaction to the SOPA and PIPA which is threatening the internet community and its rights to share files.
Hopefully, Black March will target corporations economically and show them not to ever mess with the power of the internet.

Person 1: Are you doing Black March?

Person 2: Totally! MEDIA CORPORATIONS SUX

by Sean Owenz February 6, 2012

Fanny merchant

to flatter with faint praise, a brown noser, kiss ass

"Hi, I just love the way your eyes shimmer like the stars".

"Go away, dont be such a fanny merchant."

by Endersons' October 8, 2016

Dream Merchant

A person or corporate entity that specializes in, or claims to be capable of, helping people fulfill their dreams, fantasies, or deepest aspirations. They are most often empty promises, and the recipients of such services are usually expected to pay a fee in return.

BEWARE of the words: "Come with me and I'll make you famous!" For they are usually uttered from the lips of Dream Merchants.

by Execaters May 29, 2018

patter merchant

Someone who has terrific banter, jokes and charisma. Patter merchant is a compliment, not an insult.

"Have you met JP?"
"Aye, mate, proper patter merchant!"

by JamaoDosSantos November 16, 2020