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beer muffs

Virtual ear muffs created by drinking lots of beer. Music and voices seem muffled and therefore less obnoxious, especially when generated by the person wearing the muffs. They also usually convince the wearer that their singing voice is far better than it actually is.
The neighbor's beer muffs convinced him that the music he was blasting and shrieking along to at 3 in the morning wasn't loud enough to bother anyone.
by Nibs Niven March 10, 2013
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Herpes Muff Cup

Any multilayered stuffed dessert consisting of 5 or more dessert ingredients to include but not limited to; Reeses, cookies, cupcakes, pies, cake, and baked goods.

Originally created in a field training environment when a group of U.S Soldiers tried to create a birthday cake for their platoon leader. Using what leftovers they had from MRE's and what was left of their last chow distribution, they created the first Herpes Muff Cup (Hershey Kiss, Pie, Muffin, Cookie , cake and cup cake)
"Herpes Muff Cup" is a Hersey kiss stuffed in an oreo cookie, wedged between two Reeses cups. Stuffed in a cup cake then in a muffin. Added to a pie and put in a cake.
by Nitsua IKoto September 20, 2012
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muff

to muff is to lick a female's sexual organ ( vagina). it is basically giving a girl head
She got muffed by her partner.
The two had a 69.
by king.tee May 23, 2018
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earth muff

Don't fuck that slut nugget, she got that earth muff. . . She picked up everything all over the world.
by Big Bad Jenna May 1, 2017
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Free Muff

The term "free muff" can be described as the act of lying in bed while a woman's intimate area "muff" rests on her partner's leg in a relaxed and casual manner.
An example of "free muff" might be after a disagreement, when one partner goes to get a drink. On returning to the room, after a moment of listening outside, they enter, place the drink on the side, and get into bed. The other partner then casually drapes their leg over theirs, and they notice a sensation of moisture. This leads to the realization that their partner's intimate area "free muff" is in direct contact with their leg in a relaxed and unassuming manner.
by topfloorboss55 November 24, 2024
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muff

someone you lies to everyone and involves their mom in everything.
she's a muff
by bigdaddybrantley March 17, 2020
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Muff Muzzle

For a woman to sit on a person's face.
I'm going to shut him up with a good muff muzzle.
by MagicRed83 April 19, 2024
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