Hairy Muff

Pretty much means fair enough but used when you someone says something thats rude but you find funny

Angus: Mate, wouldn't it be funny if you died from eating too much Nutella?
Myles: ahaha hairy muff it most defiantly would be

by PoshCunt69 January 7, 2015

english bull muff

when an english woman queefs in their partners face and then shits on their chest. She then starts to sniff the shit and then put into her mouth and spit onto her partners face.

Sandra: Hey Stacy. I totally gave Brad an english bull muff last night.

Stacy: Did he like it?

Sandra: Are you kidding? He loved it!

by I.C. Dick November 13, 2011

Beat of the muff

The "beat of the muff" is used when singing along to dance songs and replacing random words with "muff". Invented by Emma Parkinson, hot big breasted ginger chick, circa late 90s.

To the beat of the muff. Muff. To the beat of the muff. Muff muff.

by Two Headed Boy November 30, 2005

splunk muff crunk

The act of growing a manly beard, taking a shot of hot sauce without swallowing, and going down on your girl (or your friends girl) while the hot sauce causes a hot steamy but slightly painful sensation with the assistance of the beard smearing the juices around. In this situation, the woman is typically handcuffed to something without knowing the splunk muff crunk is about to occur. Failure to restrain the subject may result in punches and cuts.

Man 1: What's with the eye patch?

Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.

by StoopidShteve September 10, 2013

thunder muff

When you pull a girl's panties down and there's an explosion of pubic hair due to complete lack of grooming

When I pulled down her panties her thunder muff looked like my moms hair from the 80s.

by Courtmalgieri June 12, 2014

slush muff

When you have a muffin top and it slushes around like a warm slushie from 7/11.

Those tight pants are giving that fat bitch a slush muff.

by mwalk May 17, 2014

deep sea muff diving

Deep Sea Muff Diving: Water is wet and deep, so is your bitch's pussy. When you go muff diving on your woman's pussy, her cum is vast just like the ocean sea.

"Get yo towel bitch, cuz I'm goin deep sea muff diving' in yo great sea of pink."

"Im'a git my snorkel before I be deep sea muff divin' in that pink pussy !"

by J-Lez September 23, 2021