Monkey Deuce

Dropping a load (deuce) either in your hand or on the ground then flinging it at those around you. Best if flung at unsuspecting spectators. Also, a term used to describe a messy situation or a clusterfuck. Bonus cred for performing the act over merely using the term.

That meeting was the biggest monkey deuce I've ever seen.

by IWillFlipOut January 13, 2008

cotton monkey

A small piece of cotton from your boxer shorts that becomes tangled in your sweaty arse hairs and swings around like a monkey in the jungle. Usually found after sport or other strenuous activities. The cheeky buggers often interfere with arse wiping after ones shit.

Thommo had found some mean cotton monkeys when he wiped his arse.

by Tom Purcell April 27, 2005

Penis Monkey

Likes the dong

Your a real penis monkey, that is to say you like the dong

by Main December 11, 2003

monkey bath

a "bath" that cleans only the body parts that smell. monkey baths typically do not involve total immersion in bath water, but rather require only the use of a washcloth and water.

ah man i dont have enough time for a shower...i'd better just take a monkey bath.

by Melissa September 11, 2003

monkey in the wrench

a nuisance, something that ditracts from getting things done. This is a variation on "a monkeywrench in the works" which dates back to the industrial revolution. If a wrench were to fall into the gears of the large factory machine, it would make everything stop.

monkey in the wrench was first used in the movie Die Hard in 1988. In the film, the hero is a cop trapped in a highrise building full of terrorists. After killing several of them, he talks to their leader via a cb radio. When the villain asks who he is, he states,

"Just a fly in the ointment Hans, a monkey in the wrench, a pain in the ass."

by Bobby White June 30, 2008

Bum Monkey

Of Arab origin, a Bum Monkey is a small, Anal-dwelling monkey that makes a habitat out of the rectal passage. It feeds off lumpy faeces and looks like a rodent.

Karim is a Bum Monkey in Fahd's ass!

by Maverick Corleone May 31, 2006

Fuck a monkey

1. An exclamation of frustration
2. An exclamation of awesomeness
3. A dismissal
4. To totally suck at something
5. Something you say when there's nothing else to say
6. To have sexual intercourse with a primate

1. "Why won't this thing work??? Argh, fuck a monkey!"
2. "How 'bout that GWAR concert last night?" "Fuck a monkey, that was awesome!"
3. Dumbass walking in on conversation: "You like GWAR??? You guys are sickos!" Guys: "Oh, go fuck a monkey!"
4. *Awkward silence* "Fuck a monkey!"
5. "Man, I fuck a monkey at this!"
6. "I gotta go to the zoo and fuck a monkey."

by Blood Seraph December 13, 2008