Hey Doug, I went to the zoo with Carol’s kids Saturday and after we put them down to bed I got waist deep in her mom socket. We fucked until the sun came up.
by Poonfarm Inc. December 4, 2021
Get the Mom Socketmug. by Buckwheatismycatsname July 5, 2018
Get the Soccer mommug. 
an superhumanly hot Milf. someone I as a completely straight male would let peg me with a 12 inch strap on. Every boy in the school has wet dreams thinking about tanners mom mainly Cyrus in particular. she is short and sculpted like a porn star. -i love tanners mom
me: tanners mom. everyone else; shes so hot, i love tannes mom, im gonna fuck her so hard.
i want to have anal sex with tanners mom
i want to have anal sex with tanners mom
by RedHotTestyWarts June 16, 2022
Get the tanners mommug. When that mom at the playground told me that she makes every meal from scratch and only uses only organic food, my mom-esteem really tanked for the day.
by Practical Parenting March 6, 2011
Get the Mom-Esteemmug. Moms' main source of information when finding out what their kids are doing behind their backs. If someone accidentally slips up, that mom will be talking about it with your mom in about 10 minutes.
Adam: oh man, how did all our moms find out about the party we went to on Saturday?
Brandon: Steven told his parents we were seeing a movie instead of going bowling. His mom told Casey's mom, and Casey's mom told your mom, who told my mom.
Adam: The Mom Network strikes again, I see.
Brandon: Steven told his parents we were seeing a movie instead of going bowling. His mom told Casey's mom, and Casey's mom told your mom, who told my mom.
Adam: The Mom Network strikes again, I see.
by Jackooo! May 26, 2008
Get the The Mom Networkmug. A middle age woman with her children in a stroller in any public space.
Originated from the gang of woman running around the neighborhood with there strollers.
Originated from the gang of woman running around the neighborhood with there strollers.
"I can't walk two steps without running into someone."
"I know there are way to many stroller moms at Disney today."
"I know there are way to many stroller moms at Disney today."
by Thatgrlkali July 28, 2016
Get the Stroller Mommug.