The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.
My Muff Potter looks like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.
by kayraw April 6, 2015
Get the Muff Pottermug. I was talking to a 10, when her 1.5 of a friend came over and cockblocked me...from there things would pretty much go south on a dirty muff...
by SELNC January 20, 2020
Get the Go south on a dirty muffmug. by Shishirobotansimp August 3, 2021
Get the Muffmug. I woke up to my friend Maya asking her, "What are you doing?" She said, "Im just muff punching you." I stated, "Your pubes are rubbing against me."
by anonymous June 23, 2025
Get the Muff Punchmug. by Currymuncherfromhell March 6, 2024
Get the muff greasemug. by lewisg1989 June 8, 2017
Get the The Muff-in manmug. When one puts their mouth on a muffler of a gas powered vehicle. Than proceeds to crap out their anus.
Ian had a hard day at work. When returning home before shutting off the car he stripped down and got down on all fours. Than proceeded to give his car a muff blumpkin.
by Voltawolf77 August 16, 2025
Get the Muff Blumpkinmug.