Noob Lube

Metaphorical pain relieving ointment for middle-aged gamers. Specifically formulated to relieve the discomfort of being brutally killed (most commonly by a teenager) within seconds of deploying into FPS war zone.

Jake: Right, get ready boys, we’re going to kick some….
Raymond: Motherfucker, some arsehole just one-shotted me. I hadn’t even hit the ground
Carl: Thank god for the noob lube!
Raymond: It still stings the ring
Jake: Is that toxic?

by Muzzlenz July 18, 2024

Bradleigh Lumbed

When an individual finds themselves anally skewered on the erect penis of an extremely well blessed, handsome bloke. Historically this term originated as cockney rhyming slang for being 'bummed' but in reality it's far more painful.

If one finds themselves so stuffed with penis to the extent they are vomiting the perpetrators ejaculat.... they're likely to have been 'Bradleigh Lumbed'

by Straighshootermagoo July 21, 2024

Canadian lumberjack

When a bearded man performs oral sex on another man

Lantz has a beard and sucked another man's dick he's such a Canadian lumberjack

by Lickofshit August 3, 2024

Canadian lumberjack oral sex

When a bearded man performs oral sex on another man

Lantz has a beard and sucked another man's dick he's such a Canadian lumberjack oral sex

by Lickofshit August 3, 2024

nose lube

when you are giving head and the cum comes out your nose.

elena: "he came in my mouth sooo hard he maded my nose lube!!"
carla: "girl it looks infected you should probably get that cheked or else his kids will grow in your nose"
elena: "ur prob right"

by arthurewsxz May 4, 2024

The Lumberjack Strangler

"The Lumberjack Strangler" the act where seated you masterbates your trapped cock between the toilet and the toilet seat, while dropping off fresh logs. At the hight of climax you shout timber and dust off the logs with a white snowy frosting of cum.

"The Lumberjack Strangler" perfect for any home or public toilet adventure.

by Maverick 007 February 8, 2025

lane lube

The slick substance on a bowling lane that makes your balls slide longer, hook harder, and leave you wondering if you should’ve adjusted your grip. Often blamed when things get messy and nothing finishes the way you expected.

Damn Yo- there’s too much lane lube for that corner bitch! My ball just slid right past her.

by GFRidiculous December 16, 2025