sloppy lunch

Someone who eats (or drinks?) cum for lunch.

Friend 1: Hey, what did you have for lunch?
Friend 2: I had a really sloppy lunch ;)

by jamalmother2318 June 13, 2022

School Lunch

Overpriced… You can just get the same things at the vending machine for a few cents less. The food is good though.

School Lunch

by Pxprobotvidz September 1, 2022

Saskatchewan lunch break

An employee goes to his/her vehicle on lunch hour, enjoying some chewing tobacco, masterbating, then going back to work.

Alex really enjoyed his Saskatchewan lunch break. He sure looks refreshed.

by Saskatchewan lunch break September 3, 2022

Daryl Lunch

Consuming large quantities of semen while wearing only ostrich cowboy boots.

The fella sure guzzled down his Daryl Lunch after that five person handy J.

by Phalisphil February 1, 2023

Messy Lunch

Similar to the Messy Dinner, however, this lacks the peeing on the face after the shitty face-wash. IE: Just a face wash with shit on your hands, violently so. Also, see Messy Breakfast/Messy Dinner/Messy Brunch.

Dag, that d00d just got a messy lunch from his gay lover.

by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

Bum Lunch

when your bum is so hungry it sucks your undies up between your ass cheeks

that ass be so hungry its having a bum lunch

her undies are so far up there its like its having bumlunch

by Alyce75 March 25, 2023

School Lunch

A barely edible microwaved meal that requires a starvation level of 15+ to consume. The consistency is generally sloshy or rubber like a fucking tire. Most school lunches are pathetic due to the creation of the Obama Burger.

Damian choking down his school lunch... his parents must never feed him.

by bootyclapper34135 March 29, 2023