lunch boot

the act of forgetting ones footwear while hastily returning from lunch

"where is your other shoe?"
"OH SHIT!, I must must have left it in the lunchroom!"

"Oh boy...another lunchboot"

see boot soup

by oren November 21, 2004

lunch Runner

A slang term for an active school shooter

The Police got a call about a potential Lunch Runner in the classroom

by Flaccid Gumby November 15, 2023

angry lunch lady

The sexual act of busting in your partner's hair and provoking anger when a regular cum shot is expected. After said act, use the cummins to spike said partner's hair, thus styling it to resemble a lunch lady.

Marissa made me pull out, so I opted for the ol' angry lunch lady."

by jakeobaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 1, 2016

Lunch

What Tom DuBois will be calling a peanut butter, jelly and asshole sandwich during his visit to prison.

"Now I like to put the jelly inside my ass then, put some of this peanut butter on top of it, I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich but Tom here will be calling it lunch!"

by Aldoweinus January 5, 2023

Sit down lunch

A sit down lunch is a lunch where office staff and low energy sales people gather to gossip about co workers, complain, and just generally do nothing productive. These lunches are often long and have been known to be very heavy in caloric intake, which can lead to lack of productivity that’s sometimes lasts long into the night.

Austin, how was your sit down lunch today? Great Jim, I had to cut it short because the ribs special ended at 4pm.

by Smitty$ January 15, 2021

Vegetarian Lunch

To perform oral sex on a woman with quite a bit of pubic hair.

Remember that naturalist girl? Apparently a night with her gets you a Vegetarian Lunch.

by MyOtherNameWasTaken September 6, 2013

lunch-bomb

informal

verb

1. to disrupt or ruin an individual's or group's lunch (typically at a restaurant) by making an unexpected appearance and prolonged conversation

2. to join an individual's or group's lunch as a last-minute, uninvited guest that disrupts or ruins the lunch's original planned intent (such as a personal or work related matter that can no longer be discussed due to the uninvited guest's attendance)

noun

1. an individual's or group's lunch that has been disrupted or ruined by an unexpected appearance and unwanted conversation by another individual or group, usually a person that one of the lunch attendees knows in another context (ex. a work related lunch that is disrupted by an old college friend)

2. an individual's or group's lunch that has been disrupted or ruined by an unexpected attendee

Sally lunch-bombed George and I today when we planned to talk about the most recent proposal.

by DB77 August 15, 2016