Luke Hemmings 

luke hemmings ur eyes are so blue
please let me do the frick frack w u
dont play w me boy
bc that shit aint cute
luke hemmings b my boo
-shakesphere
(follow @iconic.t.h and @pretty5sosispretty

"Luke Hemmings is great"

"I know"

Luke Hemmings by michaelislit December 8, 2018

Luke Gaffney 

1 - Used to describe a night that, due to excessive consumption of alcohol, is missing a substantial time period.
2 - Used to describe a drink that causes such a night.

The phrase Luke Gaffney derives from an actual person, one Mr Luke Gaffney, a rugby player from the North of England. When questioned about his drunken actions, Mr Gaffney frequently replied "I can't remember" in a thinly veiled attempt to preserve his dignity.

1. A) So what was your night like on Saturday?
B) I don't know, it was a bit of a Luke Gaffney.

2. A) I'll have a Luke Gaffney please.

Luke Gaffney by J Wilkinson November 6, 2007

luke i am your father 

The most kick ass line to ever grace this earth, along with im a bad motherfucker

Obi Wan told me enough, he told me you killed him!

No luke, I am your father..


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11!1

luke i am your father by Blaminator June 26, 2005

Luke Walton 

1. A nba SF who is never allowed at mbenga ranch.
2. Handjob

1. Have you seen Luke Walton? its his birthday.
2. Yes i got a Luke Walton from my girlfriend, it was very unpleasant, id rather not talk about it.

Luke Walton by the one and only #38 February 4, 2009

luke wallising 

the act of one penetrating their anal cavity with their index finger

eww dude! u were luke wallising

luke wallising by Azheet Mdrurz August 23, 2006

Luke W 

A complete utter twat that really needs to get a life a stop playing minecraft for once. If you ever get a chance to hit this mong please take it! His fat flabby moobs defy the laws of man and women. Stay at least a mile from this individual at all times. Failing to do so can damage braincells.

Scientific knowledge on Luke Warren:

Not much scientifically is known on the "Luke Warren" because of the fact that its poisonous sweat pits are fatal which not even the common deodorant can eradicate.

Boy 1: Whats that smell?
Boy 2: Smells like a Luke W to me
Boy 1: Lets get outta here!!

Luke W by WhaleyTheGreat November 24, 2014

luke jones 

The greatest person of all time. After Jesus /god❤️. Best basketball player ever🏀🔥.

Luke Jones is the G. O. A. T.

luke jones by Alexis2342 June 21, 2017