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Hobby Lobby

A retail chain of arts and crafts stores based in Oklahoma City, AND IS AN ABSOLUTE BLASPHEMY. It's every Christian's wet dream came true that they're too scared to admit. They have 460 stores in 39 states, and they're so religious, it isn't even funny. They are Michael's top competition. Full of Christians who try and sell you religious products, even though it's an arts and crafts stores. This place is absolute hell to work at too, no pun intended. You get crazy bible thumpers screaming at you all the time. The only good thing about working there is the $8.50 an hour starting wage if you're part-time, and not having to work on Sundays.
"I'm out of glue, let's go to Hobby Lobby and buy some more!"
"I dunno about that, they're really religious. They might try and convert us in there or something."
by blondie014 September 26, 2011
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lobsterstory

A type of fanfiction written for the TV show Friends centering around true love.
My lobsterstory is about how much Ross and Rachel love each other.
Ross is Rachel's lobster.
by perkyshadowgirl October 13, 2006
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Loberty

The act of ignoring somebody wanting to high five you
What, you going to leave me in a loberty?
by sockfo October 27, 2008
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Lobby-Hopping

The action of joining lobby's in a video games multilayer action (i.e Xbox live) that doesn't have the option of two or more people who want to play in a game together, so you need to attempt to join a game at the same time.
James: Hey, wanna play Team Fortress 2 together?
Me: Yeah sure, ill start lobby-hopping to an open game to invite you so we can be on the same team :3
by ManyrdTheSpanyrd April 1, 2010
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Lobby Dweller

A group of people or an individual who hang out constantly in a common place of a dorm or apartment building, like the lobby. And will make any other person or group who attempts to use said common-area feel awkward. They have also been known to act at mental level well below their physical age. Lobby dwellers have been known to hold Magic: The Gathering sessions and will most certainly stalk you online. If you are a lobby-dweller or know someone who is, seek help by leaving the lobby for your room/apartment.
"Hey do you want to go to the lobby?"

"No, the lobby dwellers will attack us."
by nonLobbyDweller November 17, 2011
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Lobe

When your love for someone is so profound and endless that it wraps around the globe
by Toothfairy TX June 7, 2018
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Lobsterism

1. A school of philosophy encompassing the works of the Canadian author and psychologist Jordan B. Peterson. The tenants for which can be found in the reference material "12 Rules For Life: An Antidote To Chaos".

2. To be dangerous, yet virtuous, as there is no morality being harmless.
"For such a potentially intimidating man, I don't know anyone as noble and courageous as Jeff. That's true lobsterism for you."
by tHe PeNgUiN oF cUm August 6, 2018
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