joke session

To have a session of jokes. Generally sarcasm based or making fun of something. Continuing a story with fake occurences, saying What if.. jokes.

"Dude what if like those mexican yardworkers over there had gangs and there was a gang war. They would fight with like shears and shovels and stuff. Then there's this one beefy mexican who throws running lawn mowers."
"(laughing) Yeah and they had like gang flags on their yardwork trucks"
etc. etc.

(after) "that was a fat joke session (sesh)

by Andy Valentine September 9, 2006

joke

1. a funny ryhme, story, and/or pun usally designed to either poke fun at an everyday issue, celebrity, and/or designed to be so disgusting that it is funny.

2. A useless person who makes a fool of themselves or has no life. Can be a one time event (usally the funniest), or an everyday thing (usally gets dull)

3. Someone who makes a fool of themselves online by either typeing incorrectly, or not knowing what they are talking about

1. Three men: one an acholic, one a smoker, and one a gay guy, heard that they could live for ever if they could give up there chosen sin. So they accepted and started walking down the streat when they passed a bar and the acholic turned to the others and said, "I can't go on" and went into the bar and sat down and took a sip of beer. POOF. He disappeared and the others continued on their way. As they were walking down the street they came across a whole cigreete. The gay man turned to the smoker and said, "Don't pick that up. If you do were both dead!"
That is a funny joke

2. dude 1: did you see that girl trip over the porch
dude 2: yeah what a joke

3. me: hey shut the hell up in the forum if your not going to proof read your posts! jees what a joke.
the joke: shat teh hel up n00b just u think yr better then this L33tn355

by L33tm4s73r November 19, 2011

joker

"duh...it's that card which you get in a pack of cards!"

"oh look.. i found a joker"

by sort November 6, 2003

joke

A very easy course that requires little outside study.

Spend your time studying for Physiology. Nutrition is a joke.

by matt April 16, 2005

acid joke

the act of telling a jokish story which includes completely wrong and ridiculous ideas with abnormal thinking (an effect from the drug acid, or LSD)
in other words, a joke combined with the power of LSD to create a very abnormal joke, usually just punk kids who have nothing better to do with there lives but to make it a competition who can be the most ridiculous with there jokes

i saw this guy walking down the road, he had a sad jackolantern head, melon boobs with crescent tits, and orange juice waste, yes, a waste, made of orange juice. he had dino legs with huge claws for feet, followed by uncontrollable worm arms. he escaped a life of online crime by running out of keenies basement, now thats an acid joke.

MIKE-O! he wakes u up in the middle of the night, he has a tight 70s style tye dye shirt, a cane he carries over his shoulder, star glasses, old school roller skates, and tight leather pants, he flies on a rainbow he spawns with rainbow cricket eggs.

by imamonster December 30, 2007

Jiken

flipping around like a fish, in an awesome way.

He was totally Jiken after hearing the good news.

by kybifl January 10, 2008

Joenade

A granade thrown in a video game which instead of hitting the target, it hits a teammate and injures or kills them. Commonly used for halo 3.

oh man who just joenaded me? That guy sucks.

by Peritus Noob March 26, 2010