jason guttridge

Drag artist. Class A poofter. fucking faggyboy. Wannabe stoner. Pathetic penis length and girth. Not to mention, has a muslim fetish

"Woah look at that homosexual over there! That's a Jason Guttridge if i ever saw one"

by Nipple Monster June 20, 2014

jason'ing

Verb; to cancel plans consistantly via text by giving a somewhat reasonable excuse while still trying to maintain the "good guy" title.

Girl, he's Jason'ing you! He screwed you over three times because of a meeting at 730pm on a saturday. Cut him off and move on!

You're getting jasoned.

by Snugglesorous January 29, 2017

Jason cobb

A very annoying person

That kid named Jason cobb is very annoying

by Daddycass December 23, 2019

Jason Ung

A fucking god Other fuckers who are named Jason Ung can go fuck themself

Jason Ung is so cool and handsome and is so breedable.

by Me me as a god is me September 25, 2021

jason statham

an ultimate badass. unstoppable in every instance. one who can kick your ass with his eyes closed. one who fears nothing and pwns everything. its simple enough, if you fight jason statham you lose. show me an army and you will show me a thousand victims of a jason statham ass-kicking. CHUCK NORRIS PRAYS TO JASON STATHAM BEFORE GOING TO BED.

i pray to the father, the son, the holy spirit, and the father's father, jason statham. please watch over me.

the people who say this prayer never die...

by mr. bradley March 2, 2011

Jason the pack god

A notorious hacker who has been apart of malicious cyber attacks such as taking down multiple call centers, many distributed denial of service attacks and stealing over $500,000 USD. Also known as json he is a pro at the prank known as “swatting”. As well as being a Pack God Jason is a pro at absolutely violating people. He is also sexy AF.

Jason the pack god has struck again!

by Official def July 9, 2020

jason bourne

a hardman, but not as hard as james bond

jason bourne is a hardman but bond is harder

by Evan4401 October 5, 2010