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kenzie: that’s just Jason
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Jason Clair

The One and only, person that really gets it. He is very smart, does alot for others, pleases the lady's, gets along with most people and the rest just can't stand that he is so smooth, a fun mother fucker, knows what to do, says the right thing, if you need it he can find it, if you don't want to live a life that is bland and wórth nothing, then go find Jason Clair!
Today sucks, what I need is Jason Clair to come over and things will be so much better!
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Jason Gapuz

Jason Gapuz, why do you keep eating sweets???
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Jason Piking

when you think someone is telling a joke
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Jason Berry

“Jason Berry” – noun

1. A modern Renaissance man who embodies the spirit of resilience, entrepreneurship, and a touch of ironic humor. Known for his unique life story, Jason Berry is the guy who turned a tragedy into a badge of honor. After losing a testicle in a bike accident, he didn’t just recover; he became a one-ball wonder, often jesting that his last name, “Berry,” singularly suits him now.
2. An entrepreneurial spirit, Jason made his mark by building a million-dollar company, only to sell it for less, showcasing a blend of ambition and laid-back attitude. This man knows his priorities, valuing experiences and life’s quirky turns over financial gain.
3. A true liberal at heart, Jason’s choice of drink, ‘Dance Gayboy Dance for Rose’ sparkling rosé, is as unique and bold as his personality. It’s not just a beverage; it’s a statement of his free-spirited and inclusive worldview.
4. Family is the cornerstone of his life. Married to Bubbles, a name that resonates with joy and a nod to her past as a Disney ambassador, they share a love that’s as effervescent as her namesake. Their three neurodiverse children are a testament to the couple’s nurturing and accepting nature.
5. Jason’s sense of irony shines through in his choice of pet: a dog named Blue, contrasting the vibrant hues of his life.
“He’s totally a Jason Berry, turning every challenge into an opportunity with a glass of sparkling rosé in hand and a joke on his lips.”
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Da GOAT
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