January 19

National Bully a tall person day

short kid: y’all tryna smooch a giraffe today? It’s January 19

tall kid: cries

by gangganfsktrrrrtt January 19, 2021

January 17

National hoe day

If you were born on January 17 you are a hoe

by Ieatbobrossallday November 2, 2019

5th of January

The single most Catholic birthday ever , Hail Hail

Are you born on the 5th of January?

by Naughtynotn October 16, 2019

January 30

Is where everyone was born is now a king and can smack booty all day to whoever and say nigger

“Hey john your birthday is January 30th which is today.John:Yeah that means I can say nigger and smack booty

by Not by Max H in LCA October 24, 2019

January 13th

the worst fucking day to ever be born if you were born on January 13th I can guarantee you stupid af

p1: oh my God her birthday is January 13th

p2: ewwww what an idiot

p1: ikr

by dumb jsjsj June 11, 2020

January 8

National fake friends day. When you bring food in school because it’s your birthday, your so called “friends” all want your food. Basically, it’s a day when the people who don’t fuck with you all want your food and promise to pay you back, but when you ask them for food, they say “no I don’t know you.”

Jay: *brings in cupcakes.*

Jack: can I have one?

Jay: do I fuck with you and do you fuck with me on a daily basis?

Jack:... all I want was a cupcake from my friend...

Jay: so you only want to talk to me because I have food? Fuck off.

What a way to spend January 8th.

by optiprisms October 19, 2019

january 13

the day all clowns and idiots are born

lol you is born on january 13 lol u clown dumbass

by what da hell is a pseudonym? November 12, 2019