A wad of toilet paper situated between the left and right butt cheek, just covering the anus. Most commonly used as a moisture block/absorbent on a hot summer day but may also be utilized during times of bowel irregularities. Also provides some relief as an odor absorbent. Left in place, the Ass Damn is an effective remedy against such ailments as dysentery, swamp ass and hershey squirts.
Note: the application of the Ass Damn has been directly linked to an increase in Dingle Berry activity.
Note: the application of the Ass Damn has been directly linked to an increase in Dingle Berry activity.
A wad of soft 2 ply toilet paper makes the best Ass Damn. However, this may substitued with napkins, paper towels, hankeys, cotton balls or newspaper in times of stress.
by Bootface July 12, 2006
Get the Ass Damnmug. A statement of defiance or a derogatory term expressing surprise, disappointment or irritation. Usually used when someone tells you something that you just honestly can't or won't enjoy.
“The fact you have to face is that you inadvertently killed two psyker brothers with your presence. This is why we decided that the Culexus Temple would be the best place for you,” He (Briar) explained.
“Culexus my ass,” Marcella rolled her eyes, “I’d rather be back home on Epsilon Regalis, or serving in Escholan’s retinue.”
“Culexus my ass,” Marcella rolled her eyes, “I’d rather be back home on Epsilon Regalis, or serving in Escholan’s retinue.”
by LyassacheckList August 11, 2016
Get the my assmug. To demean someone, abusing them verbally by relating them to a coochie. Essentially calling them a pussy.
"Don't come at me wrong with your coochie-ass."
"Get out my car before I beat the shit out of your coochie-ass."
"Get out my car before I beat the shit out of your coochie-ass."
by Moco All Day January 1, 2010
Get the coochie-assmug. Sweaty/ Stingy sensation that occurs after a round of golf. Feels like someones pulled a flip knife out on your ring piece
by BusinessWithAttitude February 16, 2006
Get the Golfers Assmug. The most divine booty in the whole damn imagination of the universe. Taken from the 2013 God-given animated movie Frozen. It is said that Jesus himself inspired the idea for Disney as a gift from God.
Teen 1: Damn some kid in town died masturbating to Elsa's Ass from that Disney movie
Teen 2: Oh cool I did that too
Teen 2: Oh cool I did that too
by Jo jakob June 20, 2014
Get the elsa's assmug. A person that is normally straight, but still likes touching, grapping, slapping, or rubbing anybody's ass, not depending on gender. Also, a person who likes anal sex the best.
God Dillon is such a ass addict, he just finished grabbing Ashley's ass before rubbing Tony's!
Even though she wanted regular sex, he is such an ass addict, that they had to do anal.
Even though she wanted regular sex, he is such an ass addict, that they had to do anal.
by DJMarquette November 20, 2010
Get the Ass Addictmug. by Some Old Geezer August 19, 2007
Get the ugly assmug.