imaginary blumpkin

The act being aroused and then masturbaiting while taking a lovely crap. Most people imagine a blow job while they are doing this act.

Landon would sit on the toilet for hours giving himself an imaginary blumpkin after his breakup with jackie.

by insanesexybeast February 19, 2011

Imaobong

A great friend. Loves bands like MCR and TOP

Imaobong LOVES Brendon Urie <3

by Thatgirlinthepurplejacket April 7, 2019

iMax

1. An overused internet alias used by nerds to represent their first name (Max) and to incorporate the Apple slogon of i (ex: iPod) for Internet. They usually drink alot of milk, watch porn, play Battlefield 1942, and has a insecurity problem with their sexuality. Usually is tall, blonde, and doesn't own a shower. Listens to trashy music, and masturbates freely in their room.

2. An cinemaplex that wraps around a dome to create a full image as if it were real life. Used by large museums and cinemas.

iMax is a fagmar that got his name from his iPod.

by Atmos August 2, 2004

image down

damaging of image (at least the Japanese put it so).

from now on i will pass your reports to my boss, so be careful not to image down

by pta December 11, 2008

IMail

An "IMail" is an Instant Message that is much longer than your standard one word or even one sentence message. Essentially, taking the "Instant" out of "Instant Messaging".

Chatting with Steph is so annoying. She's always replying with these loooong IMails!

by clubnobbie April 20, 2010

imagilise

To imagine the image of something.

I imagilise Ian Somerhalder all the time

by IAMSOSMRTIMEANSMART June 23, 2011

iManiac

1. Noun - An iManiac is a very awesome Runescape player. It means much more outside of Runescape. An iManiac means you are a legit beast who owns everyone at everything. You are so cool and everyone wishes to be you.

Billy: Wow man nice Carl, you're almost at iManiac status with the way you're playing that game.

Carl: Thanks man, I'll never be good as an iManiac though.

by iManiac October 1, 2012