A man whose fragile ego disintegrates upon hearing that a woman he loved experienced an intimate encounter with an extraordinarily well-endowed ex-partner—one so physically impactful that it allegedly "hit" and opened her cervix. Overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, he reacts by adopting authoritarian, hyper-misogynistic ideologies, imposing radical sexist restrictions in a desperate attempt to reassert control over women, their bodies, and his own wounded pride.
Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
"After finding out his ex-wife dated an NBA player, Steve went full Cervix Hitler and started posting manifestos about banning yoga pants."
"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."
"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."
"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
by Oiphaisles November 28, 2024
Me: Bro I jus seen hitler
Bro: That pimp guy
Me: Yeah I wonder if he has hoes
Pimp hitler: I got jews in my basement
Bro: That pimp guy
Me: Yeah I wonder if he has hoes
Pimp hitler: I got jews in my basement
by That funny nigga February 21, 2021
everybody know moos, here we got Mr.Sandberg who killed a moos without rights to do it, the moos tried to stop it but roy had other ideas, this ended in the second world war because Mr.Sandberg rejected to jail and the moos made their own bataljon and tried to stung Roy, but roy said to he`s fetter that he would probably take some more moos to his basement, hes known in our school for killing a moos and having kids in he`s basement and he is stinky
Joe: what? what happend to the moos?
Yuri: Roy was probably here.
Joe: oh, i got it
Yuri: yes, hes called Roy hitler for a reason
Joe: yes, He killed 6 million moos while Germans Killed 6 million Jews
Yuri: Roy was probably here.
Joe: oh, i got it
Yuri: yes, hes called Roy hitler for a reason
Joe: yes, He killed 6 million moos while Germans Killed 6 million Jews
by SavageScrimss November 13, 2019
Someone you must vote for if the opposition is worse. If you were to choose between Hitler and 99% Hitler, it is your moral obligation to vote for 99% hitler
person 1: "I don't care man, I'm not voting for Biden unless he intervenes in the Israel-Gaza War"
person 2: "don't you know Biden is 99% hitler? Would you rather have Trump be president?"
person 2: "don't you know Biden is 99% hitler? Would you rather have Trump be president?"
by shadowblack1809 November 14, 2023
To insert your penis into a vagina or anus whilst also inserting one testicle. Refer to The Albert Hall which is very similar to The Hitler but with the addition of the second testicle inserted also.
by thenosy1 April 23, 2025
Adolfs evil little brother.
"that statement is so Bill Hitler."
by Bill Biggles Hitler July 08, 2020