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Hector

A real shithead, if you ask me. Hector is the type of guy who’d rather sit on a dick and get a cake to his face instead of eating a dick and sit on a cake. Fuck this guy.
Yo, you see that guy over there? He reminds of me of Hector, sitting on that dick LMAO!
by BigPipiKing September 24, 2019
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My Jaded Hero

A kick ass band from England. They play wicked tunes.
"My Jaded Hero" can be used when something is awesome
Can be used in most sentences when something is generally good
You: Hey Sarah check out the guy on the left of the snooker bar
Sarah: Phwah... He's my jaded hero
by KKKKK October 31, 2005
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hero

One who fixes another's subwoofer system. See Max
Max is Lauren's hero.
by Max October 3, 2004
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Hero

Someone who tries really hard at certain activities (ie: sports, school etc...) in order to show everybody else around him how good he is, when in reality, he is only mediocre.
Teacher: Guys, Stop talking please.
Hero: GUYS! JUST BE QUIET
Everyone else: Easy, Hero.

Manager: Can I have those reports for Tuesday
Hero: They're already on your desk, sir.
Everyone else: Easy, Hero.
by AnakinSkywalkahhh February 3, 2010
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Hero complex

1. Some dude who thinks he's god's gift to humanity because he lifted his finger to help out once or twice or very little overall, when the woman in the situation helps constantly and doesn't get any appreciation nor asks for for any, but you don't see her patting herself on the back do you.

2. Your boyfriend/husband who changes the babies diapers twice a year and thinks he's some kind of hero for "helping out"; cause after all "he brings home the paycheck, what more could you ask for" (barfing noise). Note: also applies when female works part or full time and when she makes more than him.

3. Your father when he thinks giving you money means he's the greatest father on earth and deserves constant admiration otherwise a slew of passive aggressive tactics will be applied to you. Also expect a slew of put downs and covert manipulations if you do not bow to your "hero".
"Hero complex" extraordinaire Jon Gosselin

any random sleazeball who looks for sex in exchange for some microscopic favor he graciously bestows upon you as the hero he thinks he is

Al Bundy
by Nausicus August 19, 2013
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Hebron

Hebron is an Arab occupied city that was ethnically cleansed by Arab violence, of Jews in 1929. Hebron is Biblical

"Chevron", King David's first headquarters and the site of the tomb of the Patriarchs.
Hebron is still owned by the descendants of the Jews murdered in 1929 although only very brave Jews live there today.
by MosheRfael May 14, 2011
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hero

One possesed with an unusually large amount of self-esteem and self-importance despite being of no significance and having done nothing special whatsoever in their whole lives. They are often seen in small groups, presumably being attracted by something shiny. They are similar to chavsin this respect but are generally not so degenerate.
Person #1 : "Hmm, what a pompous prick."
Person #2 : "Yeah, real hero..."
by >>Will October 8, 2005
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