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Human pinball machine 

The act of three people have sex with a man in the middle using his dick to screw one person while he uses a backwards facing strap on to screw the person behind him. He then moves forward and backwards making a human pinball machine.
Bob: Dude I had a threesome last night
Dave: How'd that work out?
Bob: We did the human pinball machine
Dave: Atta boy!
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Human Drug 

Human drug- when someone is behaving in a certain way and you like them to the Point where you're kinda addicted to them.
She was so funny, she's like a Human drug!
Human Drug by DrugzArrGreat February 10, 2018

Human Genital Wart

The puss filled raging sore that is Donald J Trump
The human Genital Wart just fueled an already violent situation in Minnesota with another disgusting tweet

Human Ostrosis 

Willful ignorance, one who plants their head deep within either the earth or thier own rectum
The US Congress has Human Ostrosis
Human Ostrosis by ETA FIXER October 31, 2010

human rolling pin 

The act of deficating, ejaculating and have the female period on the ground and then rolling the female back and forth through the pile of stuff then rubbing it all over herself until she resembles the egyptian flag.
Dude you better clean this place up after you finish human rolling pin-ing your bitch.
human rolling pin by Nipplehorny November 22, 2011

Human Condition

\ hu*man con*di*tion \ ( hyoo-muhn kuhn-dish-uhn )
- noun
A term used to describe themes from pieces of art when nothing else is apparent.
Wow, that CRASH sure was a GREAT movie! Too bad no one understands what it's REALLY about. Guys, CRASH is about the HUMAN CONDITION.
Human Condition by Avian Chaos June 20, 2008

human wastoid 

idiots that use the word "gay" as an insult like its a joke when its clearly a sexuality and can offend someone.

whats so bad about loving someone?
"thats gay man" shut up human wastoid
human wastoid by seokjins gay wife September 12, 2019