hipper

a slam, usually from skateboarding, directly on the hip. the hip will then swell and become inflated with a water-like substance, leading it to feel like a balloon. extremely painful and often debilitating for a few days. hippers take a notoriously long time to heal and often lie dormant, waiting for the next slight unexpected tap to flare up.

treatment: rest, TV, THC

"i went for a backside 50 in the deep end and fell from the coping to the flat. now my hipper's back and my sesh is done today."

by Dr3wfromJ3rsey July 22, 2010

hipsterican

A Puerto Rican hipster. Most notably those found outside of their homeland, in culturally-diverse cities around the world.

I heard Beauty Bar is full of hipstericans tonight.

by DubbyConqueror May 6, 2011

hippie badass

An ultra cool motherfucker who embraces life to the fullest.Promotes love,peace and happiness.

Jesus Christ was a hippie badass.Turning water into wine.That's him.

by Apple Smoker November 5, 2013

Hipopotofobia

A shortened version of Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - The fear of long words

Pronounced: Hippo - Pot - Oh - Phobia

Jack: Hey Jill, you know the word hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? Is there an easier term for it?

Jill: Yeah Jack, you can also say hipopotofobia!

Jack: Okay, thanks Jill!

by Hipopotofobia February 11, 2019

Hipster-gangsta

-noun

1. A rare plant of the genus Citharexylum native to certain “districts” of Austin, Texas. Characterized by fuzzy stalks and cool flip-brims, these plants are pleasant to the sight of Homo sapiens. Although generally harmless, caution should be used when approaching these plants. The use of an irony defense shield is recommended.

2. Anyone who has ever touched a guitar or looks like Mickey Mouse.

Example: But of course, Claire. The theatre programme starts at 7 o’clock. Shall we, hipster-gangsta?

by Mr. Busby January 6, 2009

hippo farmer

One who exclusively screws fat women.

220lbs? I don't want no anorexic chick!

by kung-fu jesus August 23, 2004

Hipped

The state of knowing what something means before you're even given this information.

Man 1: Aye did you know Becky slept with the English teacher.

Man 2: I'm already hipped.

by Mackdaddy21 March 15, 2017