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the heart of gold

the spaceship stolen by ex-president of the galaxy Zaphod Beblebrox in the book hichhikers guide to the galaxy
by jesse August 29, 2003
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chinese gold farmer

Usually programs that use scripts such as Glider to move around the world, collecting items and gold. The programs use intelligent behavior patterns to mimic players such as random jumping, joining groups and random phrases. Some programs even have responses incase a <gm> messages them.

Further, these programs can be manipulated with in-game hacks, that are activated after logging into such games that only check for game mismatches when you login and logoff. Thus warp and speed hacks can be used as long as they are turned on after such game checks are passed or not active.

Chinese Gold Farmers is most-likely a stereotypical comment directed at Chinese people since they work for almost nothing. It is thought by the average 12-year old gamer who has their account paid for by their parents or guardian that Chinese often work ridiculous hours at some random job that no one else would do in order to pay for their food, clothes, etc. While this may be true for some family's, a organisation (even if illegally operated) would not waste the time or money to train individuals how to play a game, and provide the accounts to multiple people to play.
Why pay for an account and then pay for someone to work the account?

It should be noted that a gold farmer is someone who is working with a multi-billion dollar industry to further the lives of people who work daily jobs and cannot spend 18 hours a day playing their favourite mmorpg, therefore use the money they make to buy the items or gold they do not have time to gain themselves.
My friend bought 200 gold for $10 and they threw in a Windfury for free.

Blizzard claims that gold farming is illegal, yet it is rumoured that they own 90% of the gold farming websites in order to stop the company from going backrupt.

I bought a Wang Hung, a Chinese Gold Farmer, over the internet for $150 plus airfare from China. I locked him in a cage, gave him a computer and told him that if he doesn't get me 2000 gold by the end of the week, I'd cut his food rations in half. Today gold revenue is up 5000%. I've upgraded Wang Hungs' cell to a full condo and I now live in Hawaii in my 18 million dollar home.
by SexyElf June 1, 2006
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spanish gold

awesome bud that knocks you on your ass
"What kind is it?"
"spanish gold..."
"oh shit."
by ihnsane June 14, 2006
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The story of Sex and gold

The story of blind love is one about loving someone who doesnt love you back.

The mythical Tale follow's the two gods, Pothus or Ποθος (god of sex) and Chrysus or Χρυσος (god of gold).

The story show's the ignorance of men. Pothus is God of sex, and could make any God fall in love with him, This makes him forget about Chrysus, the only god who loved him for more than his sexual powers. Chrysus was worth more than the others but he could not see it.

The story and many alternate endings: one where Chrysus moves on and Pothus is left with no one, One where Pothus gets married and Chrysus is left with a deep pain everyday, One where Pothus realizes his mistake and they get together, and one where they split and lead different lifes.

Other Variations of the story include:
The story of Sex and Gold.

The story of Pothus and Chrysus
The story of james and hiranya
The story of the gods of Sex and gold.

The Value of Gold and sex

The story of Hiranya's golden love for James God of sex.
The story of Sex and Gold:

Pothus and Chrysus first meet in spring. By summer they are in almost in love. Although Pothus loves Chrysus deep down; He forms many relationships with other gods. Eventually Pothus puts his love for Chrysus aside, and only returns for her when his relationships fail. Chrysus grows ever more in love with him, but stays in the deep pain of not being loved equally back. Pothus is Blinded by the attenttion of others that he cannot see the gold that loves him already.
by Zudef story December 29, 2012
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coon's gold

On every corner in the city, jungle bunnies were smokin coon's gold and chucking spears.
by derek vinyard 09 March 16, 2009
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white gold

Ladies love fine jewelry, so I'm always happy to hook them up with some of my white gold.
by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003
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Gook Gold

The huge reserves of gold held by the governments of myriad East-Asian Nations that now surpass the gold reserves of more civilized Western countries.
"No wonder China wants to annex Taiwan...They're after all of their gook gold!"
by Adolf Schicklegruber July 30, 2008
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