Japanese Rain Goggles

A sexual term made up by Charlie Sheen in season 10, episode 8, that a woman, Courtney, does to him.

Alan: "how'd you get the black eye?"

Charlie: "from the japanese rain goggles courtney gave me last night

by muimhneach November 26, 2010

Gogola

An Asshole, Anus or anything else having to do with an ass.

I sure would like to stick my dick in her gogola.

by Jesse Drake August 22, 2007

Google Goggles

An application which throws up irrelevant results when you scan your penis with it.

Fuck off Google Goggles,my cock is bigger than a pencil.

WTF?What does an aurora picture have to do with a penis?Goggles is shit.

by Eboue singh February 8, 2012

Arabian Sand Goggles

Extreme teabagging.

The act of placing ones testicles on anothers eyes, covering them only so see thru the Arabian sand goggles, usually found on the beach....or parties

by Dirty D and Big kiel March 30, 2004

Japenese Rain Goggles

A man pees in a womans mouth, and then she spits it in his face.

Albert pissed in Kristys mouth, and she spit it back in his face giving him a Japenese Rain Goggles.

by davefister March 30, 2011

White Guy Goggles

The effect that Caucasian men have on Asian women (and other non-Caucasian ethnicity) which makes them appear to be more attractive than they really are.

IIt is very similar to Beer Goggles: A condition induced by alcohol where the eyes see the opposite gender as more attractive than they really are.

However, instead with White Guy Goggles, due to a man simply being Caucasian, women of other ethnicities will see this person as more attractive than they really are.

This is very SCARY for a lot of non-Caucasian females: are you dating someone who is in fact, ugly? The test, ALWAYS ask your white female counterparts. White girls and women are the only ones truly immune to White Guy Goggles, and will be able to objectively tell you whether that White guy is really hot or not.

Cindy Lee: OMG, that guy is sooooo hot

Amy Johnson: No, he's not. You just have White Guy Goggles.

FACT: 97% of women in China have White Guy Goggles. The average Chinese woman cannot tell the difference between the attractiveness of Brad Pitt versus the average everyday normal white guy.

by whiteguygoggles September 2, 2011

goggz

Goggz is my name did you know that?

hello there, my name is goggz

by Goggz February 1, 2005