German Parkour

First, to give context

French Parkour = Run Efficiently over an obstacle to destination.

Then,

German Parkour = Run into said obstacle to see if you can literally go through it to save 2.5 seconds on speed run?!

Parkourie 1: David Belle can speed run through Dordogne France in less than 45 minutes; he's the founder and the best!

Parkourie 2: Screw that German Parkour is way faster! I saw a dude RUN through Dordogne France in 4.5 minutes. I think he was on a combo of roids, LSD, and had no fear of glass, brick or sharp metal edges! So you suck and shut your face.

Parkourie 1: *Utter Silence*

by White MAMBA! November 24, 2011

German Polka Train

When a girl dresses as a man with a blindfold on and two or more guys have rough anal sex with her.

"Dude I found some chick that wants to have a German Polka Train with us"

by Calvin Cornelius Jackson January 14, 2012

German Slip and Slide

More then 15 men urinate and deficate on a female while rolling around on a tarp

I cant believe the mess that was made when the frat house shit and pissed all over her during the German Slip and Slide last night!

by transamguy December 17, 2012

german hamsterwheel

The shooting of a full grown hamster out of one's ass in order to hit a moving target.

Instead of watching television we engaged in the sport of German hamsterwheel, using my unscrupulous roommate as the target.

by specialpants January 10, 2015

German Mai Thai

When you piss in a girl as you are fucking her and hold her close as you whisper in her ear "Hail Hydra"

How do you know if Hydra is recruiting? He'll give you a German Mai Thai

by Dynta July 16, 2015

German Waterslide

When you have uncontrolable diarrhea and a massive shit log comes in strong off the port bow and fires out of the cannon at uncontrolable speeds followed by another 10 second blast of diarrhea causing a hiroshima sized splash back

"Jerry barely made it to the bathroom before he released the German Waterslide."

by TheCasualToaster July 2, 2016

german teenager

A person that is extremly sarcastic and pretends to have a life. Sits on skype all day long to give his life purpose but whenever the guy goes out to the outside world- he will pee on people causing him to never have an actual social life.

Jarvis is a desperate german teenager.
he needs a life.

by pandabandana May 14, 2016