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consult the google

When searching the internet for anything before making a decision either by yourself or in a group, it is always best to consult the google.
Scotty: I can't figure out where the best gentlemen's club is in the city, whether there is nearby parking, if it's best to uber in, if the area is safe, if the women are worth it, do the women offer more than lap dances, is it topless only, are they any promotions, is there a cover charge, cost of drinks, ambience...

Adam: Looks like it's time to consult the google
by Wilderness M.D. August 23, 2017
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blame google

When blaming Bill Gates for all your technology problems fell out of style. A new phrase was born. One that is far more accurate.
Person 1: Goddamnit my microwave is busted!
Person 2: blame google
by TheWhiteBowser October 11, 2016
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Google Time

When you have no idea what something is, so you Google it.
"I don't know shit about this. Google time "
by SoldYerSpy February 28, 2015
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Google gayness

A celebrity's 'gayness score' as determined by Google's auto-complete feature. The first 10 results this auto-complete feature shows are in turn based on the public's searches when looking up info on a celebrity they suspect is gay or whose relationship status/sexual orientation they are curious about.

Based on an online article written by Steve Sailer titled 'Google Gaydar' and a reaction of a commenter to said article.
(N.B. examples are bits from the original article)

Ex. 1:
When you type in “Bill Murray” and hit the space bar, Google offers you the 10 most popular ways to complete the search phrase (e.g., “Bill Murray movies” and “Bill Murray net worth”). None of the 10 suggestions for Murray includes the word “gay.”
When you type “Bill Murray g.” You’ll get ten g-word suggestions such as “Ghostbusters 3,” “Garfield,” and “golf,” but once again, not “gay.”

Thus, on a 0-100 scale, Bill Murray's Google gayness is 0.

Ex. 2:
When you type in “Kevin Spacey,” the word “gay” is immediately proposed as the single most efficient suggestion to finish your search. So Spacey's Google gayness is 100.

Methodology alert: the Google gayness scale is set so that if the first prompt offered is “gay,” the score is 100. If it’s the second prompt they score 90, the third 80, and so forth. If none of the ten auto-completions is “gay,” then add the letter “g” after the celebrity's name, with one point for each ranking up from the bottom.
by QuinnVK September 28, 2012
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google-hunting

a) You have to do a project for school.
He went google-hunting about the French Revolution for his essay. He did a google-hunt.

b) You want to find out the meaning of a word -
I'll do a google-hunt and find out. I went google-hunting for definitions.

c) How you heard about the war in Iran?
Yes, I did a google-hunt. I went google-hunting.
by Captain Courageous July 26, 2009
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Google berry

by Clarkpet November 23, 2019
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Google Dearth

the increasing inability of Google to furnish relevant search results.
"I was trying to do a search to find out how many carbohydrates are in this herbal medicine. So I used Google"
"how did your search go?"
"I got carb counters for culinary herbs, lots of information on weight loss herbs, lots of places where I could buy herbs, lots of ads for low carb diets, but absolutely no information on whether slippery elm is too loaded with carbs for me to use for nasal polyps while on my diet-- wow! I got hit again by Google Dearth!"
by Coz the Shroom May 10, 2012
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