i fucked my dog

When you fuck you dog in the ass

Dude i got so drunk and i fucked my dog

by Clioonline March 8, 2018

You Done Fucked Up

This phrase can be said by the other party when you mess/screw/fuck up very badly.
Based on a true story that happened to me:

*making out with girl at party*
Me: "you know you looking hella fine tonight Irina- OH SHIT I MEANT IRIS"
Iris: YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW
*girl exits room and leaves me alone in bed*

I literally got cockblocked by my shitty name memory

by spageeetti August 28, 2021

Fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass

An expression of utter disbelief at how messed up a situation has become. Note there is an ASL sign for this term. With your left hand hold your index and middle fingers down with all other fingers curled up, a sort of upside down peace sign. with your right hand make the same sign with the fingers pointing up, but together. With an arcing swing, bring the right fingers into the "crotch" of the left fingers "legs". Then with both hands still locked, shake them briefly as you move them from left to right, as if the figure was running backwards, with the chainsaw still stuck in its ass.

Well, just fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass.

by Skandranon July 19, 2011

Fuck me harder daddy

ONE WHO WISHES TO HAVE SEX MALE GENITALS SHOVED UP THEIR ANAL CANAL, AND REFERS TO THE MAN AS "DADDY"

*SEX*

WOMAN: FUCK ME HARDER DADDY
MAN: *FUCKS HARDER*
WOMAN: *AGGRESIVE MOANING*

by LORD_COCKMEISTER August 28, 2021

all fucked out

The point at which all of one's sexual energy is expended.

Slut: "I want some more."

Guy: "Sorry, slut, but I'm all fucked out."

by Don Bliss April 22, 2008

Fuck Me Harder

Computer Slang. From the Jargon file:

Sometimes uttered in response to egregious misbehavior, esp. in software, and esp. of misbehaviors which seem unfairly persistent (as though designed in by the imp of the perverse). Often theatrically elaborated: "Aiighhh! Fuck me with a piledriver and 16 feet of curare-tipped wrought-iron fence *and no lubricants*!" The phrase is sometimes heard abbreviated `FMH' in polite company.

I got yet another BSOD cleaning up all the !@#$-ing spyware on my computer.
"Argh! Fuck me harder!"
(sarcasm)

by bobsyeruncle February 3, 2005

FUCK ME HARDER

What the butch screams when she’s getting fucked right in the pussy

I was fucking her right up her pussy and she kept screaming “fuck me harder”

by Pooooooopkopliop May 12, 2019