Vanishing fart syndrome

The need to fart only when socially inconvenient and vice versa

In public (e.g. Airport Lounge): I need to fart loudly
Goes to toilet: Unable to fart, Dammit vanishing fart syndrome (acute VFS)
Back in Public: Oh no! Oh fuck it, might as well just fart to the tune of game of thrones

by Peelings April 7, 2017

Word fart

When you are trying to talk and you keep stuttering and saying the wrong thing so you have to stop and start the sentence again

Person 1: "It's a god, gog, dog, blah blah blah (pause)... let me start over , it's a good idea"

Person 2: "that's started off as a word fart"

by mandem got mad tings June 12, 2017

ear fart

When you put your hand on your ear and push it makes a fart

Makayla put her hand on my ear and I had a ear fart

by Harley skeen October 16, 2017

Boot Fart

When you take off your boots and it releases an odor similar to if someone farted into a fresh bag of hot popcorn.

As I entered the room I tripped over a pair of boots and was overwhelmed with the stench of a boot fart.

by Turbo_Ty August 9, 2018

Dead Fart

The gas caused by a dead deer who has been decomposing for 10 plus hours, which hisses gas out of its asshole as you drag it along the sidewalk

The deer was dead farting as we dragged it along the sidewalk in front of the tree hugger

by Mildy Flaccid October 28, 2018

Grecian Fart Burger

A Greek Gyro sandwich made with lamb meat, onion, and a pita bread.

Hey Dad, tomrrow's road trip is going to be awful after eating these Grecian Fart Burgers for Dinner. This one has extra onions.

by scottyboy... July 29, 2019

nascar fart

Once released in place with air circulation like small office it might hit in the nose several times like doing laps in NASCAR.

- I thought it was gone, but here I smell it again!
-I's a NASCAR fart!

by Svetimšalis September 9, 2020