eye test

To bundle one's family into the car, drive to a beauty spot and get out for a wander whilst the country is under lockdown rules. (Ideally after previously driving 260 miles across the country)

Me and the kids are off to the beach for an eye test.

by dylanc533 May 26, 2020

Eye Assault

When someone is made to see something that cannot be unseen. An assault on your sense of sight.

Sara left her computer unlocked, so Alex set up an eye assault by changing her homepage to meatspin.

by jpb103 October 8, 2016

Eye Dessert

Someone who is so good looking that you just want to box them up, bring them home, and enjoy in the comforts of your abode.

You: "Check her out. Girl at 3 o'clock."

Me: "Damn, now that is some eye dessert. I'm going to need a to-go box for her."

by Vovalicious October 15, 2012

eye bogies

The 'sleep' or muck you get in your eyes of a morning, or you just don't wash properly. Can be crusty. Not to be eaten.

'you've got eye bogies'
'I have crusty eyes, must be the eye bogies'

by Posh Birds Do It Best February 16, 2012

camel eye

A hybrid of camel toe and japs=eye. When a males japseye is protruding like that of a females cameltoe.

OMG, look at Iain, he has camel eye

by Securiteeeeeeee November 22, 2011

Demon eye

Demon eye or "the demon eye" is a way to describe the condition of having a burst blood vessel in ones eye. Common side effect of puking your brains out from alcohol. Normally takes some time to go away.

Holy shit derek you threw up so much you got "the demon eye."

Derek's eye was all red but not like got high at lunch red, he had "the demon eye."

by MarkezTheMack July 11, 2017

Eye rapist

Something or someone that grabs an eye and rapes it or rapes it by just watching you.

That man was considered an eye rapist because he raped a lot of eyes.

by Itz_someone October 24, 2018