A zebra doesn't eat apples

"A zebra doesn't eat apples" is a saying that means something along the lines of cut the crap.

Guy: Hey, guess what. I slept with your sister last night
Guy2: Oh shut up, a zebra doesn't eat apples.

by Hugo Molten April 21, 2011

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

shag dress

Dress used for shagging. Ofen made of a silky fabric very short and sexy. Basicly a wrap-around-towel like garment easy to strip off.

Woman: Im getting hot under these covers.
man: Well strip your shag dress off you fucking cow!

by Arsehead July 30, 2008

ranch dressing

1. a 22 year old guy would cannot find love so he decides to try and get with a 16 year old, while hanging out at a friends house a friend discovers ranch dressing all over the floor, and come to conclusion it was "ranch dressings" ranch dressing.

"Who spilt ranch dressing on my floor?"
"I think he got a little happy?!"

by braceface:) February 6, 2009

Does a bear shit in the woods?

A phrase used in response to a question, where the answer is an obvious yes.

Justin, "im pretty sure teddy just shit in the woods?"
Chance, "Bet"
Justin, "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
Chance,"idk but teddy does"

by Max and Stevens December 26, 2011

dressed to the nine

When poor people put on their sunday's best from 1984, to go clubing in 2006 and work it like they are a perfect ten. Poor man's "good" clothes.

Girl 1: Hey Girl!, Look at you, all dressed to the nine!
Girl 2: You know it!
Girl 1: All right now!

by LynnWhittman July 13, 2006

Dresk

Dresk is the Sehigin (Dungeon Master) of a Neverwinter Night server called Siflige. Dresk is a lizardman.

"I AM A LIZARDMAN" - Dresk

by Muttensay October 2, 2003