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Double Cough

The uncontrollable series of coughs that come after you take a big swag of your hard unmixed liquor.
A: You can tell Johnnys pretty drunk already.
B: How so?
A: No double cough.
by ihatecoloredfolk August 28, 2010
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double wrist watch

when a man is able to wrap his penis around his wrist twice. clearly a desirable and impressive skill
by big lankyness September 10, 2010
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double-decker threesome

The most supreme of all sexual positions, includes two (2) midgets and a normal sized person. While the normal size person is making out with the midget, who happens to be sitting on the other midget's shoulders. The bottom midget simultaneously performs oral sex (blowjob) on the normal sized person, thus creating the double-decker threesome.
The double-decker threesome in the episode of Little People Big World last night, gave me a raging boner.
by P.B.Ribbon December 2, 2010
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double fuck

When two men shove their penises up a man's ass at the same time for sexual pleasure.
Wow, he took that double fuck up the ass and had trouble walking later that day.

That double fuck really hit the spot (on my prostate).
by unimatrix01 May 17, 2007
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double nickel

The amount of points Michael Jordan dropped on the Knicks the year he came back!
MJ just came back and dropped a double nickel of those sad Knicks!
by crooks October 29, 2005
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double standard

A set of principles permitting greater opportunity or liberty to one than to another, especially the granting of greater sexual freedom to men than to women.
If a male has lots of sex, he's looked well upon.
If a female has lots of sex, she is considered a slut.
by N/A November 6, 2003
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Double Denetration

Denetration two a new level, in which the male not only penetrates through the female's denim jeans, but his own as well, inciting the penetration of two layers of denim jeans, hence double. See denetration
Daaaammn that girl's booty is too nice to wait on. Fuck, getting her naked, in fact, fuck getting me naked, its time for double denetration.
by MC (Sin)atra January 21, 2008
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