Workout dick

Term to describe ones penis post workout. Workout sucks tend to be pathetically small and flaccid due to flood flow being distribute to other parts of the body

Man I got a bad case of workout dick right now. It’s so small and wrinkly jeeze.

by Larmonaid May 13, 2018

centipede dick

A dick that curve in multiple directions

Damn you fucked a guy with a centipede dick

by Juan cent June 8, 2018

thummy dick

While it may seem the phrase just swapped letters from “dummy thick” a thummy dick refers to a penis as the shape of the thumb. A fat penis.

Wow! Jerry’s got a thummy dick! It was fatter than the roundness of this Earth!

by HeadReciever22 July 25, 2019

Double Dick Supreme

When a biological male harnesses so much energy concentrated into his dick that his dick ascends into the 4th dimension creating a duo of 2 dicks of extremely condensed dark-matter/anti-matter creating the two most powerful dicks comprehendible and proceeds to perform double penetration on an individual of any sex.

I performed the Double Dick Supreme on my girlfriend last night.

by The Coochie Connoisseur June 16, 2021

Nicholas dick

Nicholas dick is very big and fine and very girthy usually 7-9 inches

Guy 1: Have you seen Nicholas dick?
Guy 2: yea man Nicholas dick is the best 10/10.

by The real Larry boi April 6, 2022

Stim dick

It's when you take stimulants like Speed, Ecstasy, Adderall, Ritalin, or Modafinil and you can't get an erection or only get a partial erection.

Dude: I took 1 Modafinils and couldn't fully get an erection. Stupid stim dick!

by CognitiveFuel October 15, 2023

slap some dick on it

To express an attraction to a female or an approval of anything you like or want.

The bitches tits are perfect, I would love to "slap some dick on it".

by ...DilZniK... January 26, 2009