Mega Dick

When you've reached a maximum erection and your penis is capable of long-distance ejaculation.

His Mega Dick was beyond any she had ever seen.

by Dr. T-meme February 12, 2017

Amazing Dick Skills

A dude with extreme penile talents used in satisfying their partner.

Roger has amazing dick skills. He can go all night.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017

Lucky Dick

A state of existence whereby a male that is able to get laid and score pussy with seemingly little to no effort. Really can't explain why or how it happens, it just does.

Roger is the biggest lucky dick I know. That dude is always fuckin some new chick.

I must have had lucky dick last night st the club cause I picked up two sluts and banged em both.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

seths dick

It us so fucking huge

I sucked seths dick its huge

by Suckass174 April 20, 2018

Hershey Dick

Its when you do anal with a girl and pull your cock out and its covered in shit

I was pounding this hoe in that ass and when I pulled out I saw I had Hershey dick

by hahasuka November 29, 2017

Offensive Dick

When a dick is so erect that it becomes an offensive machine, quickly but swiftly having intercourse with an nearby women or men.

"Today I got an Offensive Dick"

by Dino Marcockass March 1, 2018

Workout dick

Term to describe ones penis post workout. Workout sucks tend to be pathetically small and flaccid due to flood flow being distribute to other parts of the body

Man I got a bad case of workout dick right now. It’s so small and wrinkly jeeze.

by Larmonaid May 13, 2018