double decker

When you take a shit but don't flush and then later take another shit on top of it.

I just did a wretched double decker and I think the toilet is going to overflow.

by sune3000 April 14, 2006

upper decking

The act of masturbating with the aid of a woman's breasts.

Oh man, I can't believe he Upper Decked that girl...

by Colin January 22, 2004

Decker

Part donkey, part unicorn.

unicorn, Decker

by MissWatermelons October 31, 2011

Decker

One whom thinks he works too hard, and is foolish enough to believe he is worth more than he works for.

Mam, i am such a decker. Suck my decker.

by RyanCanada August 14, 2006

Deckermushita

The stylistic and wealthy art of giving your partner three Dutch ovens, followed immediately by taking a Cleveland steamer in your partner's eyes, and squishing the shit back and forth, up and down between his/her eyelids.

Not to be confused with the Japanese term "Dekimashita", which means "Finished". "Deckermushita" is pronounced Deh-ker-mush-tuh.

Bro 1: Dude, I gave your mom fourteen deckermushitas last wednesday.

Bro 2: FUCK, HOW DO YOU HAVE THAT MUCH SHIT?

by GaveYerMomADeckermushita June 7, 2011

Makenna Danielle Deckert

She is the most amazing and Beautiful girl in the entire world, no universe. She is kind, loving, caring, and absolutely the best any man could ever want. She can be very self conscious but knows deep inside she is beautiful. She always stays faithful to her man. She loves him very much. dont mess with her boy or she will mess you up.

Makenna Danielle Deckert is beautiful.

by keeplovinyou November 29, 2011

decked out

to be excited about seeing someone, doing something, etc. or to not be excited.

i was so decked out to see my ex!!!
i wasnt decked out when i found out we had to do a drug test.

by alysserson June 10, 2007