Captain Crunch

The best cereal, if anyone says otherwise they are most likely gay

Bob: mm, I love captain crunch.

by BarfingChicken December 11, 2018

Tite cruncher

so basically you hit a fortnite dab, then proceed to topple a communist government and liberate a slovakian country

vro, im finna Tite cruncher this mf on jailbreak

by Le epic 9gagger December 20, 2018

Kapok cruncher

The passive participant (aka ”fuckee”) in male buggery. Kapok being the source of fluff to fill pillows.
CF : “Pillow biter”.

Fred is clearly the kapok cruncher of that couple.

by Naughty Daddy May 7, 2019

Omar Conch Peña

A person that breaks toilets constantly farts and has 2 brains cells who loves making dad jokes and Tik toks

Stop being a Omar Conch Peña

by Snack343 August 25, 2019

Dirtstar crunch

When you eat rice-crispies or a crunchy cereal out of someone's anus

Hey guys I just had Dirtstar crunch at Sara's house

by Mr Richardskynn September 14, 2019

Louisiana Crunch Cake

when you poop on a bitch

my girl was snoring so i just pulled a louisiana crunch cake in her mouth to shut her up

by lilLasagna December 6, 2019

Cornish cruncher

An act of felatio delivered to a Cornishman, featuring the sporadic use of teeth on the member. As such, a Cornish cruncher is best delivered by someone with protruding front teeth.

"I tell you, boy. That wench Vicky gave me a right Cornish cruncher last night. Lovely jubbly..."

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019