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Relationship Canon

Things about an IRL relationship that are agreed upon by everyone in the relationship.
C'mon, it's relationship canon that I know more about decorating. Stop second-guessing my decisions

You don't think I'm a better dancer than you? I though that was canon!
No, that's just your head canon.
by UncleAlias July 3, 2021
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Douche Canoe

A person that on regular basis acts in a non polite away, typically a man, trying to repeatedly (just like you are paddling a canoe down the river) hurt you, usually doing or saying things out of spite, or spreading rumors that are not even accurate.
Hameed is such a douche canoe. Every week something new!
by JasonC123 August 14, 2021
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Tristan Canon

A absolute Masterpiece. She is kind, beautiful, and has an amazing personality. She always wants to make you feel better when your not at your best. She is the kind of person you can never take for granted. Enjoy every moment you have with her while it last. I have never meet an as amazing person as her. <3
by Shehdbdb November 20, 2021
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Ms.Canoe

by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Jorge cano

A common basic nigga, he a bitch sometimes, gets no bitches nor hoes. Somehow got a girlfriend but is gonna get pegged in the near future.
Jorge cano likes to get pegged

Jorge cano tells Emily “pls spit on me”
by CountedBubble48 November 21, 2021
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tio cano

A tio that is very special to you. Cano!
Tio cano will do many things for you as say holaaaa. But sometimes tio cano has a problem… he sees …..brujitas…. In his room. He can’t get them out of his head “help the brujas are comi-“.
by Bruja1 November 22, 2021
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María cano

by Cuuuufki November 23, 2021
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