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crack sheriff

1. A complete deusche bag
i.e. someone who's car you would completely cover in snow just for the hell of it even though it take great effort.

2. Evil robot clones sent from the past to destroy the future (the present)
i.e. when you're high and playing super smash bros, and evil robot star fox and mario attempt to take over the world and you have to defeat them all the way back through their portals into Lunch-Lady-Land.
That crack sheriff wont stop parking in front of the stairs

dammit andy, that crack sheriff mario robot clone just came from the past and home-run batted me!
by Good_Mario December 14, 2008
mugGet the crack sheriffmug.

crack worry

When an individual could swear that s/he saw or heard something but can't find reference to it, and worries that something like crack addiction might be the cause of the confusion.
Example of crack worry:
"Am I on crack, or did Rob Ford lie to the media?"

"How do you not know about that? Was there not a big media story about that, or am I just on crack?"

Example of inverted crack worry:

"Is that guy on crack or something? Why doesn't he remember our conversation?"
by The Red Captain November 5, 2013
mugGet the crack worrymug.

cunt cracking

The act of parting the flange and enjoying the pink pleasures of a slightly questionable member of the female species that one may find in a place like Swindon on a Saturday evening. The sort of pleasure where the use of the curtain for cleaning purposes is absolutely essential following copulation.
Had a great tonight cunt cracking tonight fellas.... here, John... do you want to smell my finger?!?
by Myfingerstinks October 10, 2018
mugGet the cunt crackingmug.

Crack-stache

A type of heavy mustache cause by too much drug use.
"Look at Jon's Crack-stache!"
"I know, its so thick! He'd better shave that thing, it looks like a friggen ferret."
"And he should stop smoking pot."
by Not_To_Be_Named March 3, 2009
mugGet the Crack-stachemug.

through the cracks

Falling through the cracks, many Americans took to the streets in massive protest of racial injustice and police brutality. Peeking through the cracks, many Americans watched in fear as the streets were filled with anger and pain they could hardly comprehend.
by Monkey's Dad June 3, 2020
mugGet the through the cracksmug.

Pterodolphuck On Crack

Mix of a pterodactyl, dolphin, duck, and Satan on crack.
I’m not human, I’m a pterodolphuck on crack
by SexyUnicorn4 March 18, 2019
mugGet the Pterodolphuck On Crackmug.

crack-head

ninety-percent of the people who live in florida. especially fucking jacksonville.
oh yeah. that's a crack-head if i've ever seen one.
by connie ronnie July 8, 2019
mugGet the crack-headmug.

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