Corporation

Usually begin as small successful sole proprietary, or partnership businesses that grow and because they're successful and make money whiney liberals bitch that they aren't doing enough to help the poor who for the most part won't help themselves. WAH THE CORPORATION IS MAKING MONEY THAT MEANS WE SHOULD TAKE IT ALL AWAY AND COMPLETELY DESTROY PRODUCTIVITY IN THE US.

IDIOT LIBERAL #1: "Let's make America more like the "Utopia" that Europe is"
IDIOT LIBERAL #2: "Fuck businesses over with high taxes that force them to relocate to other countries and destroy job growth and the economy here!"
IDIOT LIBERAL #1: "SHOULD WE ELIMINATE FREE SPEECH TOO?"
IDIOT LIBERAL #2: "THE MEDIA WILL DO THAT FOR US!"

by Japanadan October 11, 2004

Corporate Takeover

When a corporation buys a smaller corporation, or proprietary with the possibility of increasing it's profitable revenue. NO IT ISN'T DESTROYING SMALL BUSINESSES, THE SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS OPT TO SELL THEM TO CORPORATIONS, SMALL BUSINESSES STILL PROVIDE MORE JOBS THAN LARGE CORPORATIONS IN THE US. STOP BITCHING WHINEY LIBERALS.

The whiney liberal with no business qualifications makes the assumption small businesses are being "railroaded" by corporations when they fail to realize MOST CORPORATIONS STARTED OUT AS SMALL BUSINESSES! FUCKING RETARD!

by Japanadan February 7, 2006

Marine Corps

The highly motivated, sea-going, bellhops who are specifically trained to get the job of protecting your sorry ass when this country's in need. They may not be firing the first shots, but WILL return the favor and fire the last one. Created because squids can't shoot. Second deadliest things on the field of battle, just behind butter bars with maps and compasses.

Their dress uniforms might make them look like they work in hotels, but you don't EVER want to meet the Marine Corps after you've made yourself an enemy of the USA!

by roadrnr78 February 4, 2015

Corporate Greed

The belief that hard work, personal risks, innovation and investments should be rewarded in a capitalist economy. One of the many imaginary things hippies and black people blame their problems on.

Dirty Hippie: "bill gates is an asshole cause he's rich. Corporate greed is whats wrong with America. Vote Obama."

by Bush Cheney '12 October 10, 2011

corps

a. A separate branch or department of the armed forces having a specialized function.
b. A body of persons acting together or associated under common direction

1. The Marine Corps origional "specialized" funtion is to carry out sea based invasions at a moments notice under direction of the President of the United States, with or without the consent of congress or a declaration of war.
2. Just had to say that the guy who wrote the other definition is obviously uneducated and has no idea what he is talking about.

by Sgt Reynolds USMC February 27, 2008

serius cybernetics corporation

a bunch of mindless jerks who were first against the wall when the revolution came

The Serius Cybernetics Corporation decided to make robots with Genuine People Personalities.

by treeflamingo May 16, 2004

sleep like a corpse

to sleep soundly; to sleep like a top.

The babies always sleep like a corpse.

by uttam maharjan October 30, 2010