Chanel College

Fuckwit school where there are no baddies and is full of kids from St John the Baptist primary school

Chanel College is a shithole

by Chanel college hater August 29, 2023

college nap

A daytime nap where the last thing on either parties mind is sleeping.

Rainy days are perfect for a college nap.

by Yetilove November 29, 2020

naparima college

FULLY DUNCEEEEE

that man going naparima college

by Pundit Harilal February 28, 2021

Peak College

The "no balls" and "full send" of college

Person 1: Bro I just made a 14 on my exam
Person 2: dang bro that's peak college

Josh, TJ, Nick, Roman, Kody, Bladen, Reid, Brody, Spencer

by HotrodK August 29, 2022

Roseville College

The worst school on the north shore, or the world.
The girls are nice but they all either do drugs or dob their friends in for doing drugs.
People usually need psychological treatment after leaving this school.

R.C Girl: I f***ing hate school I don't learn sh*t, my teachers haven't shown up all week
PLC Girl: Oh... But if you're in year 11, aren't they supposed to at least send a sub if they can't make it?
R.C Girl: Roseville College couldn't care less

by aha hi September 4, 2022

Mentor College

Mentor College is a school located in the heart of port credit. It strives to serve as a university prep school, even though that's kind of stupid because we are not in university. They give us the number of assignments, exams, and tests as a university would. Half the students don't even make it to university because they either kill themselves due to stress, and low grades, or they weren't able to finish the year with a high average due to not being able to keep up with the stupid amount of homework. This school is also notorious for having now snow days no madder the amount, if this school sees or notices and smiles or fun going on around the campus that is an automatic detention. 70% of the students are Asian transfer students and 20% are Arabic immigrants. This school doesn't have a football team even though they have uprights. They pick their sports teams based on attitude and not skill. There is downright zero high school spirit that goes on in the school, due to all the students shitting themselves to get above a 60% on their next math test. The overall average of students is about a 70, this school should rethink the difficulties of their courses, and the way they run their school. They do have a swimming pool, and a cool field. I go to this school, and I can tell you from experience it is shit, I am not getting into any university.

Jimmy: Hey you wanna hangout tonight, Bob
Fred: Jimmy remember? Bob killed himself
Jimmy: Awww, how come?
Fred: He goes to Mentor College

by GANG GANG GANGSTA November 20, 2022

Rolleston College

This College knows everything about you, from your date of birth, to your credit card information and social security number. They know your IP address. They will keep you at the Rolleston College until you become a depressed vegan activist. Nick Wilde is the Principal

"I'd like to name my New Born Child, Rolleston College!"

by anonymous May 9, 2022