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Couchified

The inability to leave a couch or chair for long periods of time due to watching a soap opera, movie, or sports.
The girl is couchified over All My Children…

The Patriots couchified everybody in the room.
by JamesClan May 1, 2012
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Couchtische

A Couchtische is a french word which originated from a couch. It is defined as a couch with a fat man sitting ontop of it.
*Fat man sits on a couch*

The couchtische is already used, Joe!
by Horstipupsi July 29, 2012
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couch eye

Bluish discoloration of one eye after being forced to sleep on the couch, after a disagreement
Yo man, did you get in a fight with you woman, looks like you got a bad case of the couch eye
by chloe blowy December 17, 2012
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Couch Fucker

A European or other nationality male that dates an American Female, since the word Amerykanka in many languages also means couch, like an American woman, a couch, just fuck n sits there!
Guy - Dude, what are you doing with that Amerikanka?

Dude - Dude! She's my girlfriend, she's hot! I love her!
Guy -

Dude - What?!
Guy -

Dude - ?WHAT!
Guy - Couch Fucker, we are ashamed of you
Dude - Aw, Dude
Guy - Dude yourself, and you can't sit on my couch, you have to sit on the floor from now on
by Comrade Plasternasty July 6, 2012
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Couchgaiting

Celebrating and consumption of food while sitting on one's couch prior to a telivised sporting event or show.
Guy 1: "Dude, you coming over before the game?" Guy 2: "Don't know yet." Guy 1: "Come on man, we have lots of beer and food for our couchgaiting" Guy 2:"Well, alright, i'm on my way."
by Mudslinger January 13, 2013
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Couch Sassing

The act of entertaing people on a couch. Indefinate amounts of awessomness that occurs on the couch.
This couch has features of entertainment that involve;mouth fucking, chalking, powerfulbass drops, smoking smokes, beer drinking, waterpic (modified for vodka) squirting, breast exposures, entertaing the required minimum attire of undies only.
This couch has a job and its not just for supporting your sassy ass.
The primary basis is that this is a power knowledge center with rapid response.

You have a question.
Sass' professors have the prognosis, cure and honest answer.
Couch Sassing

This Friday we are sassi n'.
Oh you want something? Take ur tits out So we can ensue the sassin' off your chest in three step.
1. Consume.
2. Clean up lick

3. Kiss the plate. W/ tounge.

Sorry about your face.
also all out of towels. Not sorry for that.
AAAAAANd your cabs here!

RickyTick TICK TICK
POW POW POW
BANG

Bing bang boom!!!!!!
Problem solved.
by V1K1NG June 13, 2013
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Couch Lawyer

Someone who sits on the couch/chair/loveseat and only follows the case on TV, and bases their opinions on that case just by watching the TV.
You're such a couch lawyer, you base your opinions on what you see on TV.
by ZuNuKoo August 26, 2013
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