Housewife 1: I was surprised to receive a Christmas card from the Kachavi, the card this year is in great taste too.
Housewife 2: Really? I didn't get a card.
Housewife 1: Oh, you didn't make the mailing list?
Housewife 2: It appears not.
Housewife 1: Well you know, only the most prestigious recieve The Kachavos Christmas Card.
Housewife 2: Really? I didn't get a card.
Housewife 1: Oh, you didn't make the mailing list?
Housewife 2: It appears not.
Housewife 1: Well you know, only the most prestigious recieve The Kachavos Christmas Card.
by Jerry Seinfeld's Porsche December 17, 2019
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Supporting characters: But you need to know The true meaning of Christmas, so you can feed the homeless, starving, kitten orphans.
Main Character: °o°
Supporting characters: But you need to know The true meaning of Christmas, so you can feed the homeless, starving, kitten orphans.
Main Character: °o°
by coolcyan February 19, 2021
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by obama sin latte August 12, 2021
Get the woodland critter christmas mug.Merry Christmas ⛄🎁❄ all you mistleHOES!! 💏🌿 I'm tryna be on that 🙈 good ish 🔯 but it's the 🙌 holla-day eve 🎄 and u best BELIEVE ✝⛪ it's bouta b 🌟 LITTY 🕎 Did u put dat ass 🍑 on the fat man's lap?! 🎅😏 or were you a naughty 😈 little elf this year??? 😝 Either way he's got a BIG 😍 package 🎁 for you to unwrap 👅🍆💦 Send 📲💕🔊 this text 🔔 to 5⃣ holly jolly ♥💚 hoes 😇 if you want their christmas 🎄 to sleigh!! 💁💅 If not ur stocking 🙀 won't get stuffed 💦💦 until next year!! ➡📆 If you get 🔟 back 📩⏪ you're santa's little slut! 😝😻🙌
by ⚠️💘😋😋🥰🎄 December 21, 2021
Get the A biddies’ Christmas mug.Us polish people celebrate Christmas for 2 days, while u unlucky lot have to wait another day we get to eat special traditional food at a fancy dinner table and right after that we open our presents. Then on the 25th we go to church to celebrate the birth of Jesus. So this means we open our presents a day early.
It's the 24th December polish christmas today. In Poland, they will orn their Christmas presents today.
by Elite.fingerboards December 24, 2021
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Junior: It's nice.
Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.
Junior: It's nice.
Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.
by cut the cards December 19, 2022
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Boo!
You're gonna die
With no-one to love you and no one to cry
Alone by youself on the bed of your death
With a stench of regret on your last dying breath
Cause you've chosen the path of a selfish man
With Tiny Tim's innocent blood on your hands
The penance you should pay for the way you behave
Is written as plain as the name on this grave
- The ghost of Christmas yet to come
You're gonna die
With no-one to love you and no one to cry
Alone by youself on the bed of your death
With a stench of regret on your last dying breath
Cause you've chosen the path of a selfish man
With Tiny Tim's innocent blood on your hands
The penance you should pay for the way you behave
Is written as plain as the name on this grave
- The ghost of Christmas yet to come
by Ebeneezy November 11, 2022
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