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The Kachavos Christmas Card

The holiday card sent out only to the most elite and profound individuals by the Kachavi.
Housewife 1: I was surprised to receive a Christmas card from the Kachavi, the card this year is in great taste too.
Housewife 2: Really? I didn't get a card.
Housewife 1: Oh, you didn't make the mailing list?

Housewife 2: It appears not.
Housewife 1: Well you know, only the most prestigious recieve The Kachavos Christmas Card.
by Jerry Seinfeld's Porsche December 17, 2019
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The true meaning of Christmas

A term used in Christmas movies most often used to tell the Main Character not to be an asshole.
Main Character: No I don't want Christmas, I hate the holiday and everyone who celebrates it.

Supporting characters: But you need to know The true meaning of Christmas, so you can feed the homeless, starving, kitten orphans.

Main Character: °o°
by coolcyan February 19, 2021
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woodland critter christmas

by obama sin latte August 12, 2021
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A biddies’ Christmas

Merry Christmas ⛄🎁❄ all you mistleHOES!! 💏🌿 I'm tryna be on that 🙈 good ish 🔯 but it's the 🙌 holla-day eve 🎄 and u best BELIEVE ✝⛪ it's bouta b 🌟 LITTY 🕎 Did u put dat ass 🍑 on the fat man's lap?! 🎅😏 or were you a naughty 😈 little elf this year??? 😝 Either way he's got a BIG 😍 package 🎁 for you to unwrap 👅🍆💦 Send 📲💕🔊 this text 🔔 to 5⃣ holly jolly ♥💚 hoes 😇 if you want their christmas 🎄 to sleigh!! 💁💅 If not ur stocking 🙀 won't get stuffed 💦💦 until next year!! ➡📆 If you get 🔟 back 📩⏪ you're santa's little slut! 😝😻🙌
Our Holiday better be A biddiesChristmas
by ⚠️💘😋😋🥰🎄 December 21, 2021
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24th December polish christmas

Us polish people celebrate Christmas for 2 days, while u unlucky lot have to wait another day we get to eat special traditional food at a fancy dinner table and right after that we open our presents. Then on the 25th we go to church to celebrate the birth of Jesus. So this means we open our presents a day early.
It's the 24th December polish christmas today. In Poland, they will orn their Christmas presents today.
by Elite.fingerboards December 24, 2021
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reeking around the Christmas tree

Relatives that wear old reeking sweaters that smell like cigarettes.
Mabel: How do you like my vintage Christmas sweater I have not washed for decades ?

Junior: It's nice.

Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.
by cut the cards December 19, 2022
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Ghost of Christmas yet to come

guy who rap-battled Ebeneezer Scrooge
Boo!
You're gonna die
With no-one to love you and no one to cry
Alone by youself on the bed of your death
With a stench of regret on your last dying breath
Cause you've chosen the path of a selfish man
With Tiny Tim's innocent blood on your hands
The penance you should pay for the way you behave
Is written as plain as the name on this grave
- The ghost of Christmas yet to come
by Ebeneezy November 11, 2022
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