give him his chops

Give somebody due credit for something.

He did a great job, I 'll give him his chops.

by Kalbarrilover November 6, 2017

The Big Chomp

The Big Chomp is the single greatest shark of the plenty of sharks that are in the sea. Even though his zodiac is the aquarium, his horizon goes far beyond the walls of a regular tank. He loves to swim to different shores and explore new things. His beautiful explorer smile is proof of that. With arms and a body like a Greek demigod, he is a great athlete and his tennis and mini golf skills are definitely top 2% (though not quite top 1%). His team spirit is unrivaled - not matter for which team he is playing on. Although he gets easily flustered (which is super adorbs by the way), he is still extremely tough and hard working.

He pairs great with high maintenance creatures from far away shores which thrive in messy areas (they might clean up for a selfie) and demand constant car rides plus storage of their stuff.

Arguably his strongest skill is telling awesome dad jokes. This skill is only overtrumped by his ability to explain these jokes in detail.

Like every shark, he doesn’t hate (indeed even likes) good pizzarrr, Pepsi Carola, and a nice PB & jelly sandwich.

If you ever catch this rare creature, you don“t want to let go if it…

Klukes: „OMG, I think a saw the Big Chomp at the bar during trivia night. I couldn’t stop staring. I would love to hang with him and have some pizzarr, but I think I am too intimidated.“

by klukeless July 24, 2018

Fudge Cake and Chopsticks

When people want to say a bad word like F**K they can say Fudge Cake and Chopsticks

Ow my toe Fudge Cake and Chopsticks

by MUSTASK U A QUESTION August 19, 2018

Off my chops

When you have taken a lot of MDMA and your jaw clenches uncontrollably

Took two bangers and was off my chops!

by Thepoweradeenthusiast May 2, 2019

i have not the chops to perform

I have not the chops to perform anymore

I have not the chops to perform with Black Sabbath anymore, said Bill Ward to a magazine. He wants to mean that he has not enough energies to play drums in a concert at the age of 73.

by Orso March 13, 2021

The Nag-Chomper

A sex position where one person sits in the quarter lotus yoga pose (sometimes referred to as criss cross applesauce) and a second person buries his/her face in the first person's lap and performs oral sex.

Christy: Gosh darn it, I wish I could practice meditation AND cum at the same time
Dan: I know the perfect thing. We should try the Nag-Chomper!

by Yes-I-want-cheese-w/-that-wine April 5, 2021

The Nag-Chomper

A sex position where one person sits in the quarter lotus yoga pose (sometimes referred to as criss cross applesauce), and a second person buries his/her face in the first person's lap and performs oral sex.

Christy: Gosh darn it, I wish I could practice meditation AND cum at the same time.
Dan: I know the perfect thing. We should try the Nag-Chomper!

by Yes-I-want-cheese-w/-that-wine April 5, 2021