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Smoking the Cum Pipe, while being anally raped in the ass.
When Collin is back in Depew, he and his Uncles do the Congo.
by Collin March 28, 2003
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Calling Card

When a girl asks you to write your number down after you've slept over her place following a 1 night stand. However, the only thing your note says is "I win."
So I wake up next to this land beast and she hassles me on how she wants to see me again, so I left her the calling card on my way out.
by sherlock140 April 30, 2009
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Celine

A big dumb dumb who has a special connection with a cat. Also has a really cool friend named Seth who is 100% epic
Celine’s a big dumb dumb who has a special connection with a cat.
by Weaselton February 24, 2019
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London Calling

London calling to the faraway towns
Now war is declared and battle come down
London calling to the underworld
Come out of the cupboard, you boys and girls
London calling, now don't look to us
Phony Beatlemania has bitten the dust
London calling, see we ain't got no swing
Except for the ring of the truncheon thing
The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in
Meltdown expected, the wheat is growing thin
Engines stop running, but I have no fear
'Cause London is drowning
I live by the river
London calling to the imitation zone
Forget it, brother, you can go it alone
London calling to the zombies of death
Quit holding out and draw another breath
London calling and I don't want to shout
But while we were talking, I saw you nodding out
London calling, see we ain't got no high
Except for that one with the yellowy eye
The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in
Engines stop running, the wheat is growing thin
A nuclear era, but I have no fear
'Cause London is drowning
I, I live by the river
The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in
Engines stop running, the wheat is growing thin
A nuclear era, but I have no fear
'Cause London is drowning
I, I live by the river
Now get this
London calling, yes, I was there, too
And you know what they said? Well, some of it was true
London calling at the top of the dial
And after all this, won't you give me a smile?
I never felt so much alike, alike, alike, alike
by Death Menace February 7, 2023
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painting the ceiling

Painting the ceiling is when you haven't jerked off in two weeks and you spank the monkey and you scored a giant load all over the place
I thought I was going to get it on with this girl last week but she didn't show up. Man do I have blue balls so I decided to watch some porn and I ended up painting the ceiling
by Miltythecheese June 15, 2017
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Collin

collin is most of the time a toolbag with no life.
collin has no friends and cant get a girl friend.
collin is a wannaB and a poser.
collin normaly has a really cool brother who steels all of his luster and the people in his grade thinks his brother is cooler then him.
kid 1 "that kid is such a collin"
kid 2 "who are u talking about"
kid 1 " the kid who lots like a toolbag"
kid 2 "ooooo now i know who your talking about"
kid 1 yeah but that kid may be a tool but his brother is pretty cool"
kid 2 " yeah i think i might hang out with the toolbags brother"
kid 1 " same the tools brother looks like a cameron"
kid 2 " i know its awsome he looks like a beast"
by anti_toolbag November 2, 2010
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Celine Dijon

The name of the woman who sang the "Titanic" soundtrack...if you mispronounce her name.
Oh ma Gawd, I love 'dat singa Celine Dijon's voice!
by bcktwngrl April 2, 2011
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