child-proof cap

a rubber, prophylactic, or; 'scumbag'!

she had me put on a child-proof cap

should have suspected my child-proof cap burst, when 'the act' started feeling TOO good!!

jennifer was horrified when sam withdrew, his crank adorned with only a 'cock ring', and no child proof cap!!

by michael foolsley December 20, 2013

Badass Flower Child

Someone who looks or acts like a badass but has a nice sweet side. She doesn’t take shit from anyone but will help someone in need. She’s a badass with a slightly girly side. She knows who she is and doesn’t have to prove it to anyone.

Damn that girl is a badass.

Nah she’s a badass flower child man

by ☀️🖤 October 22, 2020

child neglect mullet

A naturally forming mullet on a child due to the lack of regular hair cuts.

Hey look at the child neglect mullet on that toddler.

by Mullets inc. September 10, 2013

Moriah Elizabeth’s child

A cute baby that is ten months old and is cute and beautiful and is the queen of squishing squishes

Person 1: look at Moriah Elizabeth’s child
Person2: she’s cute

by Vic vic Vicky vic July 11, 2022

harwich dirt child

If you grow up white trash and play in the dirt in Harwich Ma on Cape Cod. You engage in dirt games, and drink with your friends around a bonfire listening to music. Insults are compliments. You hang out in the woods drinking and smoking weed.

What’s up Dirt Child?
I grew up a Harwich Dirt Child.

by Big Dick78 August 22, 2022

abyss small child

when someone is always screaming about this that are there fault

"my work takes so long"

:no your just being a abyss small child"

by garrydaplatypus January 20, 2021

Mississippi Child Fuck

When you fuck someone from Mississippi whose IQ is so low, you're basically fucking a child

Ari: Yesterday I fucked this guy from Mississippi and he literally couldn't do multiplication
Becky: Guess that's why they call it a Mississippi child fuck
Ari: Ew what

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019