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candy ass nigga

A person who possesses candy like traits, is silly as fuck, or just acts gay. The candy level of a candy ass nigga goes up every time they smoke weed. You will automatically know who a candy ass nigga is once you see one.
candy ass: "dude, have you heard that song 1000 miles by Vanessa Carlton? omg i love it!!!
dude: ...................................CANDY ASS NIGGA!!!!!!!!
dude2: shut dat shit up candy
candy ass nigga by SandNig01 July 23, 2011

Eat her Piniata's Candy 

Man yesterday emily let me eat her Piniata's candy

candy shop 

A gay song sung by the crappy rapper 50 Cent that for some reason everyone just loves. This song is for faggots with no taste and just listen to what's popular. It's just a song about gay fat black men sucking eachother.
Fronter: Yo Candy Shop is the best song..."Take you to the Candy Shop..."
Person with taste:.......no
candy shop by Chris April 7, 2005
-Did you get candy today?
-yes lots
Candy by Bishmilla July 12, 2004

candy coated whoa 

very sexy
"Do you see that guy over there?"
"Yeah he is so candy coated whoa."
candy coated whoa by Broxa Garde November 4, 2003

Bad Candy 

When you are under the influence and you buy candy that is usually bad, but since you aren't sober it tastes great.
Yo Josh, what'd you just buy?

I got me some bad candy?

You're not sober!

HELL YEAH I'M NOT!
Bad Candy by jon ron August 22, 2011
A mixed assortment of rubbers,birth control pills and other contraceptives,jackoff sleeves,LSD,ecstasy,magic mushrooms and marijuana ect. that a band and/or musician toss out to the audiance as a reward for coming.
What kind of candy did you get?
Candy by Judge dredd7 July 23, 2011